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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

THURSDAY #4817

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NEWS FROM THE FRONT


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This is the man Trump called a genius.


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Note Ukrainian flog coloration.

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A reminder that this once happened...

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Russian soldiers' rations expired in 2015.


Molotovs Done Wrong

Did you notice that he set himself on fire?

How is it that I know how to make a Molotov cocktail and the warfighters do not?

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OPINIONS OF OTHERS


My wife put a sign just like that in our frontyard and she lives every word of it. As for me...

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*I seem to remember a study concluding that Dems and Reps abort at more or less equal rates. 

*Verification Requested

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As I understand it, the IRS was stripped of investigators resulting in a curtailing audits of rich accounts that require whole teams of government lawyers. But us middle-class taxpayers are still fair game.

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An insurance adjuster said that her boss told her, "There will be no bonuses for approving claims." Yet millions of Americans think everything is peachy.

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No matter how stupid you feel just remember that Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out that a talking wolf wasn't her grandmother.

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CONFUSION REIGNS


I read that when Big Tobacco was under attack they knew they couldn't disprove the dangers of their product so their strategy was to fund dozens of research projects to "prove" hundreds of normal substances can produce cancer. It was a well-organized (well-documented) effort to muddy the water to confuse the consumer.

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He is what happens when a ruler has no checks and balances.

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Wife: You have to get a job.

Him: Okay. I have an idea... 

Did you notice his grotesque camel toe?

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That is the perfect clip to reveal the lack of authenticity of reality shows. I find every single one of them embarrassing.

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I've often thought how hard it would be to convince people who had never heard of the Bible that all those weird stories were factual. I mean, some of them are just plain silly - like a worldwide flood that other civilizations never mentioned living through.

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I am not a Jenny hater. She had his child, raised him alone, then she got sick and sought out the kid's father to ensure its future. I consider that admirable.

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How Are These Things Even Possible

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If I were a plane manufacturer I would send dozens of people into the first plane off the assembly line with instructions to fuck up everything you can fuck up. Afterward, they could safeguard everything they were able to fuck up.

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How the hell does anything survive that?

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How does a person decide that they want to do that over and over again?

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Somebody must have noticed that those look like cigarettes and sold them anyway.

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????
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I think we just need to accept that the 90s was our peak as a species.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


*Viewer contribution

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Game show?

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I have concluded that it's time to retire all the royals.

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I used to say shit like that.

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"Okay, but the Gator Hat stays ON during sex."

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The first nose swab...

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You might be cool but not this cool...

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I asked my wife if we could have sex. She sent me this photograph...

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Well, I'd like to hear from the 'bottom' church official to get the hole story.

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*Suck his titties.

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But homegrown tomatoes are so much better than store-bought.

Here is my humble beginning of my latest effort.

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Even while maintaining nuclear weapons we cut safety rules.

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If you are aroused by dirty talk then your genitals are technically voice-activated.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


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I'll go first:

Slide box

Undie Hide

Maurice

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This is a little water bear, named Alfy.

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As a father of two daughters, I can attest to this truth.

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All I can think of is the caveman who found a chunk of natural chalk.

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Wild orphan flocculent

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As in:

Did you drink that whole case?

Y'all'd've too if you had the week I had.

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I'm thinking the UAE is not the place to fuck around like that.

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Australia Trucking Oversize Load

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Please read this.

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This shows how the pyramids have eight planes on the sides.

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The is an old (and long) read but I found it very interesting.

But wait, there's more...

That's true!

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What if her son was coming in second and she sabotaged the winner?

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Thank God my wife never learned to do that.

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6 comments:

David said...

B6 - Jenny was an awful person. She knew he loved her unconditionally but still went about self destructibg because she knew he'd be there to help her. Finally was with him to keep him interested, had his baby and didn't tell him for 6 years until she was dying? If she lived she would never have told him.

Anonymous said...

A9
So what's YOUR plan to fix it?
Everybody complains but no one acts

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A9 Anon,
MEDICARE FOR ALL.
RH

MIKE HARRIS said...

Why not attack the Democrats, especially their sources of income from health profiteers? You seem to favour the Democrats here; I can't think why, they're just as bad as the other shower of shite.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Mike, Without an item number or some other indication I have no idea what you are responding to.
RH

Anonymous said...

D2: Raul
Raul

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