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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

TUESDAY #4843

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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THE WAR

*Verifications Requested


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*MNBT

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Romanian border police and citizens have turned the pedestrian bridge linking Ukraine and Romania at Sighetu Marmației into a toy bridge. Each child who comes from Ukraine can take a toy from there, to enter the country with a nice thought.

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Trying to protect the art...

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A Freudian slip if I've ever heard one...

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More Russian Armor Get Blown up


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After watching that it's no wonder that the Russians abandon their tanks.

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WHAT THE INTERNET HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE SLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD


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PONDERABLES


Is he even aware that his comment makes him look mentally ill?

*And in that the origin of anti-science lunacy.

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Here's an interesting analysis of the fairly-recent "Navy UFO" video, which shows correspondences between its movements—or at least those of what you see on the video—and those of the observing fighter jet's camera system. This suggests that what you're seeing is an artifact—a flash of glare—not the craft or object behind it.

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*I don't have a clue as to what that means. Anyone?

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*Think of all the problems that would solve.

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Lawmakers in Texas cinching up their belts and saying, "Hold my beer."

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I've not only done exactly the same thing but I have awakened, changed the plotline, and then picked up the old dream with my new variations. 

Last night I dreamed that my wife and I were in a crowd and some celebrity or politician or someone entered through the door on our left and the crowd surged forward with such zeal that we were crushed against the wall and couldn't breathe. I woke up from a nightmare and thought about my predicament in the dream and devised a way to save myself for my wife. So I go back to sleep and picked the dream up in mid-crushing and manage to yell "HE'S GOT A GUN!" which caused the crowd to run away. True story.

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Look, Biden ain't really my cup of tea, but I never criticized Trump for his economic numbers during the covid emergency and I'm not going to criticize Biden now.

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I once read: "Women have half the money and all the pussy." I think about that a lot.

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Here's an example:

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I have never had a problem that I couldn't make worse.
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One business idea I have is to tell people you’re giving them plastic surgery but instead of giving them plastic surgery just let them sleep for 9 hours and then call it “subtle”.

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NAUGHTY BITS


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*Viewer contributions
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That is not his wife.

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Strange mating rituals...

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None of my friends ever asked me to jump off a bridge.

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Yeah, I missed it the first time also.

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People terrible at sex should take notes from dentists & give out goody bags. It’s like yeah that was all uncomfortable but here are some goodies so you’ll hit me up again.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT


In Kyiv's region Obolon, during an explosion, a turtle was blown out of the affected building and fell to the ground.

It survived but injured a leg. A journalist discovered it and handed it over to the Red Cross.

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What a wonderful photograph.

It's the Mirny diamond mine next to the city.

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Fluid Dynamics

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You don't need a dramatic subject to take a dramatic photograph.

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Hell, I could have used that during some of my projects.

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Who says romance is dead?

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If you answer the phone with "Hello, you're on the air!" Most telemarketers will quickly hang up.
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A Navidad is just a normal Dad that never has to ask for directions.

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PEOPLE SOILING THEMSELVES


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The video that just keeps giving...

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It still bothers me that our bodies are designed so that our head slaps the ground every time we fall making our brains extraordinarily vulnerable.

Example #2:

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He can cancel that vasectomy appointment.

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Follow the bouncing ball...

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This is a man who enjoys his crowd control...

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The Closet
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What do you think would cause a young man to react like this?

This...

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i miss you

ponder said...

*I don't have a clue as to what that means. Anyone?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/f2vm38/candy_guessing/
https://www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/twix-escalates-rivalry-between-left-and-right-twix-by-giving-each-their-own-packs/



Ralph Henry said...

Well, Anon, I miss you too.
RH

MIKE HARRIS said...

Congratulations on today's "One Of My Very Own". It was witty.

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