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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, April 22, 2022

FRIDAY #4867

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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WAR NEWS

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Ukrainian Soldiers Maintaining Morale

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Russian Loot

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Considering “natural” childbirth? You wouldn’t have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8 lb tooth. From your crotch.

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“I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy” is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation.

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WORDS FORMING SENTENCES


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So much for conservatives' concerns with getting government out of our lives.

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Girls like bad boys.

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Actually, that is a hell of a motivator. It was why I bought a convertible, bathed, and brushed my teeth.

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God, I feel old.

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Well, to be fair we haven't had a plane brought down by terrorists in a long, long time.

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For a mirror finish heat the wax on the shoe with a cigarette lighter and then buff with a nylon stocking.

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I've written about Scottish Eddie several times. He was a real character and a friend. He died today. And I will miss him.

That is not him in the photograph but I know he would have appreciated the gesture.

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Princess Peach has been kidnapped so often, I’m beginning to think she might be Liam Neeson’s daughter.

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I don’t get it. EVERYTHING we do is for money. Why does society condemn it for sex? 

My Mom: Um, okay. Maybe someone ELSE wants to say grace?

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GET LEARNT


Otherworldly Molds and Fungi

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April 11th, 1954 is regarded as the most boring day in human history.

My art installation "I said left, Harrod" was on the front page of so many newspapers only because it was a slow news day.

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This is Lomas Rishi Cave, one of several man-made Barabar Caves. The Barabar Hill Caves are the oldest surviving rock-cut caves in India, dating from the Maurya Empire (322–185 BCE)

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UC Berkeley paleontologist Kevin Padian proposes an interesting new theory. They're small to help prevent other T. rexes from biting them off during a feeding frenzy.

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Here's How an "Invisibility Shield" Works

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The greatest shot in the history of television.

James Burke's "Connections and The Day the Universe Changed" are a must-watch.

I've watched every episode at least a dozen times.

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Health food? Baby, my body is a ’93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I’m not about to start putting premium gas in it now.

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I always thought that “same-sex” marriage was what straight couples suffered from.

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SIGHTS SELDOM SEEN ON A FRIDAY


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Knowing what we know about sinkholes would you just stand there and gawk at that?

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My father once took all of his children and his wife out on the back porch to witness the exact same thing. The tornado destroyed the house two doors down from us. What a fucking idiot.

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That has something to do with light and the ice but I haven't quite figured it out yet.

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The Flowbee Precision Haircutting System.

You hooked it up to a vacuum cleaner which was very clever because it not only cuts your hair but cleans up for you.

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GOP Senate candidate Josh Mandel is "fighting to protect the Judeo-Christian bedrock of America" one pixel at a time. In his campaign ad, the critical race theory foe wants to show you how much he likes Black people by quoting Martin Luther King and showing photos of himself posing with Black soldiers.

There was much ridicule of him photoshopping his head onto a black soldier's body as evidenced by his dark hands. Come to find out the dark hands or a result of a darkening filter that they used on the original photograph.

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The school nurse is like "put some ice on it".

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People had ideas prior to 1879.

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I never knew those things went that fast. That looks like 25 miles an hour.

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My wife will like that. She has baby doll heads stuck all over the yard. She even has people mailing them to her from all over the country. Let your freak flag fly.

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TV

A clever line that.

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Mascot

That son of a bitch earns his money.

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The birth of an electric motor.

The death of an electric motor.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Source for A3 ?

C5 looks more like a dark fluid spilling on the floor rather than a sinkhole.

Puzzle time A

Crashsq said...

They still sell the Flowbee
https://flowbee.com

Ralph Henry said...

Deaar C5 Anon, But the liquid under pressure can carve out a void that may create a sinkhole.
RH

Anonymous said...

C7: Just an ice shelf formed along the shore. Not a light change, just water going out and air going under the ice. You being a southern bell; you are forgiven.

Anonymous said...

C7: It's not powered. It's the science....they call it gravity unless the libs have changed because it's racist supremacy thing. Imagine probably faster of a cliff.

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