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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, May 23, 2022

MONDAY #4898

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Made possible because Dr. Oluyinka decided to go to med school instead of becoming a farmer like his father.

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We are not as intelligent as we think we are.

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THE EXTREME RIGHT

Many people truly believe that just because they have never touched the genitals of a person of the same sex then nobody should. They go to a Christian church and believe everyone should. If they don't have a tattoo they condemn everyone who does. This pathology includes every single aspect of their life - if they do it then it must be emulated. But the most insane aspect about these immigrants is that they actively work toward no other immigrants being allowed in - unless it's white people. It has never occurred to these people that they and their lifestyles may not be perfect. These elitists spreading their petty biases used to sicken me. But now these fuckers are getting downright dangerous. They believe Big Oil - who definitely has a monetary dog in the fight - instead of the 10s of thousands of scientists all over the world without a monetary dog in the fight. They act like going to college is a waste of time while China and India are paying for their children to get degrees all over the world. They actually think that during a global health emergency they have the wherewithal to take or leave medical advice from the CDC - THE C. D. FUCKING C! - whose sole job is health emergencies. They seem to believe that anybody that wants to improve the lives of average Americans is a Communist and must be dealt with harshly. Wake up, America. These assholes are coming for your rights next.

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To repeat: I am not a big fan of zoos.

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So it's come to this.

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As I recall this happened in the 1700s during the Little Ice Age.

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You cannot suffer the past or future because they do not exist. What your suffering is your memory and your imagination.

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"Why am I feeling anxious for no reason?" my wife said two years into an ongoing deadly global pandemic that completely upended her life as she knew it.

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DYING IS EASY

LIVING IS HARD




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During the total war, anything - and I mean anything - that affected the war effort had to be addressed seriously.

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The chances of your conveyance being hit by something falling out of the sky are never zero.

And...

And...

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Let's take another look at this…

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Speaking of...

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It was stated that lightning struck the vent pipe and made its way to the toilet.

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Do those things have brakes?

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Did someone call an ambulance?

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A Most Dangerous Offramp

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Battle in the Infamous Emu War

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This man will get a running start and attempt to use that log as a stepping stone to get over the creek.

Which part of his body hits the water first?

A: His feet

B: His butt

C: His face

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C: His face
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Toxic people will make you feel like you're holding a grudge when you are actually maintaining a boundary. 

Read that again.

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Dear single young men, look for women in libraries. You're welcome.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


I could watch that for hours.

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Golf Ball Retrieval

How do you think they release all the balls from the device?

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Oh to be so lucky.

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How does that support its own weight? A metal rod running the length?

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As perfect an egg as you are likely to find.

But wait there's more…

A little overdone for my taste.

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We have turtles being hatched on the coast of South Carolina and we have been more not to get anywhere near them for fear of distracting them. These people obviously didn't get the word.

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A bar at which I used to hang out had a long hallway like that with the restrooms on the very end. So I painted the end wall (where that cow is) as if the hallway was twice as long and at the end of the imaginary hallway I painted an elephant as if walking across the hallway. When anyone asked where the restroom was the bartender would just say, "Turn left at the elephant." And a good time was had by all.

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Turtle Assist

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I don't understand people who are bored with dinosaurs. They were giant bird lizards that got murdered from space. What's your problem?

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My favorite mythical creatures are the happy people in medicine commercials.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


The more absurd the better.

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A well-loved lad.

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How very clever.

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Why is she holding it with her big toe?

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*MNBT

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What do you get for minimum wage...

Minimum effort.

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Ye Olde Chair Trick

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What Conspiracy Do You 100% Believe In?

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Voice Actor

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We've all seen her before...

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14 comments:

Anonymous said...

In reference to
Of course scientists have a dog in the fight.
If a scientist is commissioned to due a study, he is going to get paid for it. If the results of the study do not agree with the opinion of the person paying for the study, that particular scientist isn't going to get to do another one.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Science Guy, You have no idea how real scientists actually work. RH

Anonymous said...

I have a friend who works at the European Research Centre in Italy. He maintains that research int Climate Change is not done in a scientific way. When the initial research was commissioned it was “To find evidence of the human cause of climate change” rather than - what’s causing climate change. He also maintains the there are so many “corrections” an adjustments applied to the data that it’s virtually meaningless. He doesn’t say that human activity has no effect on climate, merely that the powers that be use inaccurate and misleading data to justify massive taxes on fuel etc.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Climate Guru, So, what you're saying is that a giant worldwide conspiracy involving tens of thousands of scientists was organized and funded just to justify massive taxes on fuel, etc?
And does your friend who works at the ERC know what "peer review" means?
RH

Anonymous said...

A4: More disinformation. They pay gas tax just like everyone else except the sanctimonious EV owners.

Anonymous said...

A8:Probably the result of all the first generation of EVs.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A4 Anon, And you know the gas tax doesn't come close to building all the interstates, bridges, tunnels, etc.
RH

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A8 Anon, What's with you and electric vehicles? People love them.
RH

Anonymous said...

EV tards don't have the common sense to realize the charge is coming from a coal fired power plant.

Anonymous said...

D11:South side Chicago???

Ralph Henry said...

Dear EV Hater, I've got a lot of hydro and nuclear in my state.
RH

Anonymous said...

They need to start paying road tax. Just cuz they don't buy gas doesn't mean they don't use the roads.

Anonymous said...

Hey Ralph, your EV hater just made the best possible argument for wind and solar power and doesn't even realize it!!!!

Anonymous said...

I’m not saying that at all. When you “Do” science properly it is done with an open mind.
I’m sure your scientist daughter will tell you about writing successful funding applications.

Admire your blog

Climate Guru Guy

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