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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, May 22, 2022

SUNDAY #4897

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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I think that superheroes keep their identities secret to avoid being sued for property damage.

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Being in a relationship is solving problems together - problems you wouldn't have had if you were single.

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PEOPLE

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Florida Republicans trying to 'punish' Disney

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*Verification Requested

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My brother the professional bass fisherman has a head that looks like that.

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I don't get it.

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I found this fascinating and strongly recommend clicking on the link. 

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Don't forget the beer...

In Germany, the German workers inside the nuclear missile areas all had a beer in their bagged lunches.

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I think many people spent a great deal of time mastering all sorts of traditions because they are no longer capable of producing original thoughts.

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*Why would anything of value be left in a museum with invaders knocking at the door?
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I would offer to buy her another.

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Waterslide Pro

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A high school reunion but instead of classmates it's all your favorite coworkers you've had from past shitty jobs throughout your lifetime.

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Roses are red,

Life makes me scream,

 I used to have dreams, 

Now I have memes.

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PLACES

It must be hard for architects to come up with new ideas.

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And I bet he knew that the mother camel was not going to kick his ass.

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Meet the ootbox (you read that right; that is its name), a rentable portable office made of an upcycled shipping container. 

An American entrepreneur designed and built a prototype of this contraption in his backyard when he had the urge to have a private but nearby place to conduct business. The ootbox resulted from his collaboration with business development specialist Allison Zofan. The portable office measures 10 feet long by 8.5 ft high by 8 ft wide (3 by 2.6 by 2.4 m). It also sports a fiberglass door, along with large windows and signage panels. The interior is simple and beautiful, equipped with finished/insulated plywood ceiling and walls, carpeted flooring, motion-activated lighting, and a smart thermostat. The ootbox is actually available for rent, with rates starting at $1,000 a month.

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*Originally this concerned cats and hawks.

Can't wait to see the nominees this year.

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I'm thinking it's the exact same model trucks pulled up against a straight curb.

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Can you say "anal", boys and girls?

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Another Ant Colony

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If you can't say something nice say something so surrealistic that people doubt your sanity.

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"I'm not like other girls", she said, golden skin shimmering in the summer sun… And she wasn't. She was a rotisserie chicken that I bought, took outside, and with whom I performed a small skit in the parking lot before eating it in my car while watching coeds walking in and out of Publix.

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THINGS

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Meet the Infinity Bike, an award-winning bike designed by Stephen Henrich. The unique thing about this vehicle is that its wheels are missing, and surprisingly enough, can still run without them! The German designer, robotics engineer, and architect replaced the wheels with a chain element that is propelled by a crank over a short chain and a gearbox, which allows the bike to move. “It’s a bicycle with a frame and something like a fork. So, we have a handlebar, a saddle, pedals, and all that. But apart from that, it’s something completely different,” Henrich explained.
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Light Table

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Trap Door Garage

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7 comments:

ponder said...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93gCILhqIvA

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time.... The woman in purple and the guy have matching wedding rings. I'd say she is a Sub and he's a Dom. LOL

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: I'm going to assume the one in purple is his wife since she has a wedding ring but that seems too obvious.

Ralph Henry said...

I thought it would be the one in the blue skirt because she's the only one making direct eye contact with that evil-looking sumbitch.
RH

greg carlile said...

i also thought it was the one in the blue skirt. 1.eyecontact 2.blue part of hair like the wing on his tattoo.

Anonymous said...

A11:'The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.' Winston Churchill ...

Anonymous said...

A7: Glock Crocs?
Raul

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