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MORE ON THE MURDER OF CHILDREN
This is a real eyeopener.
Good guy with a gun
THINK ABOUTS
To communicate in advertising you first have to grab their attention.
And never forget that all those people are Americans...desperate Americans but Americans nonetheless.
I wrote this to use as one of my blue fillers before cartoons:
Goldilocks is a lot like me. Imagine breaking into someone's house and the first thing out of your mouth is, "This chair fucking sucks".
That reminds me of a thought I had about my blog. To wit: I invite you into my blog and the only thing some people do is complain about it. I would never do that because my mother wasn't a whore.
Whenever you are feeling bad about yourself just imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.
I just saw my neighbor crying out in his yard which means unfortunately he could probably hear my wife singing Monster Mash in all the different voices.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
This German dude figured out the Physics
I wonder how many times he busted his ass trying to figure out the physics.
A few questions remain...
I wonder if you pay the same amount to grab french fries as you do to grab the fried chicken.
*MNBT
It still makes me sad that novelty masks didn't catch on.
And it wouldn't even have to be real. Just spray paint an empty tin of sardines black and duct tape it to your leg.
The only thing more attractive than confidence is intelligence. Don't believe me? Have a conversation with a confident idiot and let me know how horny it makes you.
Every time my wife watches a movie she gains another personality.
PRETTY GOOD IDEAS
He spends almost all of his time walking back and forth to the container of plaster. I would figure out a way to put the plaster on top of an extra tall stepladder on wheels that could be pushed around to follow me.
Seems a little bit overly cautious to me.
And it would keep you from having to fish the dead bodies out of your pool.
Does it come with the fan?
Bead Threading
Most people don't know that you can say "trick-or-treat" any time of the year as a valid ultimatum.
Firefighters probably love blowing out the candles on their birthday.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
You may think that I am an overly protective father but I would never ever allow my child to do this.
Take a look at this image. It makes perfectly good sense with only one minor adjustment that does not involve size.
He just added shadows to the jumping ladies' feet.
And likewise, this image is perfectly normal with the deletion of one small element.
He removed the tight rope.
That reminds me of the keys to gas station restrooms that are attached to a large piece of wood.
In my opinion, the sexiest a woman can be is tiptoeing through the woods naked.
This looks like one of my newer boxes!
Chicken Cooking
That reminds me of the two lawyers who arrived at a barbecue cooking contest in a Winnebago then stretched out a large Astroturf rug and cooked their hog wrapped in a dozen rolls of aluminum foil on a gas grill. The finished product looked very much like that chicken.
My friend Rupert won that contest by the way.
Karen steps out of her car to yell at the poor fast-food worker...
Sole Proprietor
Eye of Newt has got to be a top-three potion ingredient of all time.
*Story goes that "At a banquet for some Athenian elites, some of the guests threw Diogenes some bones and referred to him as a dog; so he lifted his leg and urinated on them."
One day you were young and the next day you have to use three strategically placed pillows to sleep at night so your body does not break.
GET LEARNT
That photograph reminds me of the hammock I used for years when camping. It was an army surplus and had a rubberized tarp roof.
It was also encircled with mosquito netting and when properly erected you stayed dry and unmolested.
Low earth orbit visualization tool
This low earth orbit visualization tool allows users to see satellites all over the world. You can click on a satellite to see details about it, or you can perform a search using specific filters. During my time playing with the site, I saw 19,165 satellites. Zoom in and out to see the orbit from any perspective.
Over 1,000 New Asteroids Discovered Hidden in Hubble Archives
Researchers have found over 1,700 asteroid trails in archived Hubble data from the last 20 years. While many of the asteroids are previously known, more than 1,000 are not. What good are another 1,000 asteroids? Like all asteroids, they could hold valuable clues to the Solar System's history.
Famous paintings rendered as Minecraft-like 3D terrain
The Italian creative studio Invasione Creativa took a bunch of famous paintings and used voxelizing techniques to transform them into chunkily-pixeled relief maps.
Someone made a map of every Internet-connected cable underwater
Please notice the superabundance of cables leading to and from the United States.
In the absence of moving air around it, smoke obeys the same physical laws as a liquid.
"Fluids include both liquids and gases, which is why it's called 'fluid dynamics'. Liquids are just compression resistant."
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10 comments:
According to legend, Alexander the Great came to visit the philosopher Diogenes. Alexander wanted to fulfil a wish for Diogenes and asked him what he desired. Diogenes replied "Stand out of my light."
The executioner's mask was not such. It is kept in the Rothenberg Museum of Torture; executioners never used masks in any historical period. Most of the gruesome masks were probably worn by soldiers, especially cavalry. I have sent you an example.
In reference to a comment you made on 5/27/2022
You were asked if you had a gun, you replied "yes".
When they come for my gun, they will come for yours too. Also you mentioned in your banner you like beer. They will take your car to prevent you from driving drunk. You also do carpentry, say good bye to your hammer.
All preventative measures.
Dear Gun Guy, If I knew it would save one child's life I would gladly give up them my truck and my hammer.
RH
^^A8^^ 👏👏👏👏I've noticed some people just live to complain. I pity them. I love your blog. Not all of it everyday, of course. I don't expect that. I like sending you stuff and then seeing it here a couple days later. The people who complain are just twats. I comment anonymously because I don't need any of these twats getting back to me. I was bereft when you were being blocked. If i believed in Hell I know there'd be a special place there for the twat that did that.
Reply to the replay
You didn't mention your gun
Dear Gun Guy, Don't you have anything better to do?
RH
Dear A8 Anon, You don't have to use your real name nor do any work setting up a fake one. Just sign your comments with whatever name you like so I will know who's sending what.
RH
Actually, No I don't. I am temporarily laid up so I'm spending a lot of time on the internet. I do agree with you take on religion but I am firm believer in the 2nd Amendment.
Gun Guy
Dear Gun Guy, I hope you get well soon.
RH
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