One Of My Very Own
Let's try that again...
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PEOPLE
Modern science has done wonders in growing body parts.
Man whose penis "just dropped off onto the floor" grew a new one on his arm - On. His. Arm!
Doctors created an artificial penis using the skin on his left arm. Eventually, the artificial penis was removed from his left arm, outfitted with hydraulics so that he could have an erection on demand, and attached to his groin.
This guy at Wal-Mart buying ALL of their remaining Santa hats."I do this every year after Christmas and donate them to children's hospitals for next year".
Schizophrenemy Dance (Behind the Scenes) - Last Night in Soho (2021), Edgar Wright
Here's the scene in the movie…
"Warms his wife's feet."
That's not what I call it.
I like creating memories. If you only have sex in the missionary position your whole life not one single experience stands out enough to remember. But if you have sex with your wife dressed like this just once you will remember it forever.
I'm also a fan of changing locations...the more bizarre the better.
That is dead-on accurate!
That reminds me of the Israeli general when I ask how he won the battle even though he was outnumbered and he replied, "It helps if you are battling Arabs."
I can't imagine that meat being done in the time it takes to get a haircut.
Let's go to the videotape…
I could wank to that.
Seatbelt Safety
Pin Driving
Pet Shop Fun
Condom Skit
That was my wife's exact reaction when she saw me naked for the first time. Her jaw locked up so completely that I had to take her to the emergency room. They didn't believe her story so I dropped my pants much to the delight of the entire nursing staff. They have had color photos of the entire encounter in the scrub room for 27 years now and have been recognized on the street more than once.
“There are way too many people in there.”
~ my 7yo’s review of Where’s Waldo
Stop saying da Vinci invented the helicopter. He invented a stupid sky corkscrew thingy and it was ridiculously impractical.
PLACES
Somebody's got to do it…as long as it's not me.
And...
There's a sausage and meatball joke in there somewhere.
And to think that is the easiest way they've ever found to do that.
I don't know exactly why this is funny to me but it just is.
Barriers are being tested.
Of course, I think we can all agree that testing is warranted.
Jimmy Hoffa?
The case of the lazy urinal inspector?
My wife overflowed a toilet once and now she has a toilet flushing phobia. Try living with that for 32 years.
ME: I sit when I pee. What’s the big deal?
JELLYFISH STING VICTIM: Nothing I guess.
THINGS
Speaking of...
Thick cut prosciutto
I can almost smell that, can't you?
Any code-breakers out there who want to give that a shot?
My idea is to put the transformer inside the electric vehicle and not on the wall in your garage. That way you can plug your car in with a simple extension cord into any outlet. Further, I would put an outlet on every street light in America.
When a bird is walking around on its little bird legs it’s mocking you. It’s saying this is you - this is what you look like.
Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?
CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
An Ostentation of Peacocks.
I've been told that's a whole load of males in one place for that species.
"I don't need no stinkin' humans."
- dog probably
Eagle accidentally kicks her chick off the nest. Members of the Institute for Wildlife Studies saw this on a webcam and rescued the chick.
I think those are two males fighting for supremacy. To establish their dominance they spread their shit all over the area by spinning their tails. When a new bull takes over the first thing he does is bite the old bull's tail off.
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Any code-breakers out there who want to give that a shot?
^^C7^^
I am who I am
Live your truth
Here's the playbook for monkeypox if you're a conspiracy theorist...
https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf
You can start at page 10, timing is good so far :D
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Put an outlet on every streetlamp? Going to put a meter on it too? How are you going to bill the person plugged in to it. Also, can I run a cord for the pole into my house.
Re your comments on Israel a few days ago; it's the Arabs who lob bombs into the Jews, you've got it all the wrong way round.
Puzzle: 5
Raul
puzzle no 5 will give you 3 of each color on each side of the large cube
A9: You would. A life long democrat ... I guess he got really woke. There may be hope for you after all..........Nah!
Dear A9 Anon, why must you insult me?
RH
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