One Of My Very Own
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THOUGHTS FROM THE INTERNET
"Why aren't you as concerned about the murders in Chicago?"
Most are not innocent.
Gang-related shootings and murders would be closer to 80 percent.
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WORDS FORMING SENTENCES
I ran across these sex "facts" and thought I would share them with you because it illustrates the problem with basing a poll on people's responses to questions.
It's called compassion and we could all use a little more of it.
I find it strange that I dwell on my embarrassments much more than I dwell on my felonies.
Fuck Netflix.
Gay people no more "decided" they want to be gay than you decided you wanted to be straight. Why is it so difficult to understand that people are different and we should celebrate our diversity?
I think that just putting up a fake sign that stated that employees were allowed to kill one customer would create a lot more civility in the workplace.
Please read this in its entirety.
Not me. I like to be the guy who reminds people that a happy relationship is possible so they don't give up.
Think insulin.
And...
Some people have accused me of being obsessed with Donald Trump and for those people, I offer this…
We used to have village idiots but with the Internet, the fuckers have gone global.
My wife found out that if you sit on the sofa in your pajamas for two years of staythefuckathome all of her clothes shrink.
PEOPLE
You will never guess what this man is doing.
It was stated he ordered a sandwich without pickles and this is his way of removing them. I counted nine pickles which are a little excessive if you asked me. Also, did you notice that one went down the neck of his shirt?
During the Copenhagen Marathon, this guy ran with a pineapple on his head.
Apparently, it is his thing, and can be found on Instagram as a pineapple.marathon.runner.
Could there be a rational explanation for that? Maybe it improves his posture by keeping his head up or some such shit.
During the Depression, the heir apparent of the Springs Textile empire used to take the ball and bat and all the gloves out onto a baseball field for all the neighborhood kids to join him in a game. One day the lad ran into a muddy ditch and the other kids laughed at him so he took all of his equipment and went home and never came back. Now flash forward 40 years when he was asked what he would do if his mills voted to form a union and he replied, "I would close down all of my mills."
Bro, you da foot!
The importance of lightning-fast reflexes...
That must have been before the prices went up.
He looks just like I did when Google told me they had shut my blog down. Then I had to find other distractions to fill my day...like talking to the wife.
Homeschooling physics lesson...Dad's way...
The kid ain't soon to forget that.
I could imagine the photographer walking up and tweaking a hat here and moving a hand there until he had the pose exactly like he wanted it.
The most wonderful sound ever heard
-Sound on-
No matter what life had dealt you that day, that sound will make you smile.
How pilots communicate...apparently...
-Sound on-
Pirate panhandler
I think he would have made a lot more money had he removed the inert indicator from the barrel.
Establishing rhythm makes it easier for them to work at speed together.
-Sound on-
Two on one
What if it was all based on weight? Like one 250-pound man would have to fight two 125-pound men?
When my wife orders Chinese takeout they give her four forks because they think it's for a family.
I spent years in school learning phonics all the while sitting next to a kid named Sean.
PLACES
What a wonderful image.
Well, let's go to the videotape...
It's obviously not pro-life.
Spooky Discovery on Mars Looks Just Like an Alien Doorway
The far more sensible explanation is it being a shear fracture: the result of some kind of strain on the rock breaking part of it off, perhaps given a helping hand by a marsquake or two.
This is exactly what I looked like when the restaurant charged me for my wife's birthday dessert.
In my hometown, a lady wrote a letter to the editor complaining about that very thing at our zoo. She suggested erecting a curtain around the enclosure that could be activated when such activity was afoot.
Quite honestly I don't see all that much to worry about. The ladder is relatively stable and if he falls he lands in the water.
Never give up
-sound on-
Modern chariot race
That looks like fun - to watch.
"I probably shouldn't have fucked around."
- Guy who found out
Goldilocks is a lot like me. Imagine breaking into someone's house and the first thing out of your mouth is, "This chair fucking sucks".
THINGS
I've seen a lot of road graders but I've never seen one like this but it looks like it's doing a marvelous job.
Those fuckers knew exactly what they were doing.
I have found my spirit animal...
Yes, if I could eat laying down I would.
Oh, my.
Why do we describe women as having curves...
But I'm not sure what body parts those are.
Emptying a bottle
I'm going to show my grandson that trick.
Incense Maker
Log Art Installation
That's what I call a dramatic entrance.
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Lifelong therapy here she comes.
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so how would you have the retail clerks kill the annoying customer?
With a GUN
Seems kind of harsh, should just use a knife
ME: I would never bring a child into this world (especially this country).
THEM: But maybe the new generation will change things for the better.
ME: Yeah, people have been saying that for decades and yet here we are.
You might want to check ""Why aren't you as concerned about the murders in Chicago?"
Most are not innocent.
Gang-related shootings and murders would be closer to 80 percent.". It's not the gotcha you think it is. The majority of shooters are gang members, but the majority of victims isn't/
Most are not innocent.
No, it doesn't fit the narrative
A11: Yup, you have a bad case of TDS. Helps you deflect from Bien adm failures. We know.
Dear Narrative Anon, You must be new here. Without an item #, we have no idea as to what you are referring.
RH
B10 - Wonderful! Thanks so much for that one.
Raul
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