One Of My Very Own
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Why are all blimps shaped like huge turds? Is there an inside joke of which I'm unaware?
The older I get the more I side with the witches from fairytales who moved out in the woods and did bad things to anyone who bothered them.
My ex-brother-in-law was a helicopter pilot in the National Guard. After the crash of his third helicopter,
they let him go.
My bartender and I had a bet on who would complain about the weather first. It was harder than you think when it's 107 fucking degrees outside.
Or, darlin', you could just leave the D out of it like I do.
Don't get me started about the great American corporations hiring Chinese children to do what American breadwinners used to do.
When you want to plant evidence but don't see the camera.
How come he's not in jail?
Comedy Skit
Old TV Commercial
First Breaths With New Lungs
In most families, the black sheep is just the person who sees through everyone else is bullshit.
A very wise person once told me, "If you stress too much about something before it happens you are basically putting yourself through it twice." I feel like some of you people need to hear that.
Comedy depends on timing...
Abandoned Restaurant In Italy (Lago di garda)
I bet you some good times were had there.
Put down your fucking phone!
Just another reason I don't like to fly…
I've been thinking about the physics of these tables and can't figure out if they would be unstable.
You would think the books would be worth a fortune. Then why let them sit in there and rot?
I know I've shown you that before but it blows me away every time I see it.
Can you imagine how difficult it is for an architect to come up with a unique design nowadays?
The problem with batteries
The car in the sinkhole
Ship on an urban River
I would consider this a normal tornado.
This is an F3 Tornado forming in Andover KS USA...
no lives were lost...
But what is all of the white stuff that it churns up?
Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp.
A man got home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lightbulb in the house.
*delighted
Whenever I see a mundane object from the past I wonder what was the name of the person who used this? What songs did they sing? What jokes did they tell? What was their favorite food? Did they ever marry their sweetheart? Who remembered them when they died?
And when I finish a piece of art, one of my boxes, or even a key packet I wonder if someone will look at it one day and think the same things about me.
Proposed Amendments
Russians
Alright, who spared no expense?
Get it?
If that is Moon Creek do I have a nursery rhyme for you.
Advertising people are a whole new breed.
*Verification Requested
Concrete balusters made to look like wood
I bet that does wonders for fire prevention.
I can hardly wait!
5 comments:
C3: I do the same thing but with doorknobs and paths. When visiting Europe and coming across an old brass door knob on a cathedral that's been there for nearly a thousand years, I think of all the people whose hand has grasped that doorknob.
I also have the same thoughts when visiting places where the pathway or the stairs are visibly worn; all the feet that have trod upon it.
B1 so does death
Puzzle time: My hairdresser wants to dye my hair this awful red but I really want royal purple.
B4: since when do dash cams track a particular car? Have you ever seen one that wasn't fixed position.
I think this was staged.
Dear B4 Anon, Maybe it was altered from the original footage. I'm assuming there is a film editing program to do that.
RH
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