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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, July 1, 2022

FRIDAY #4937

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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AMERICA GONE WILD


Abused nuns reveal stories of rape, 

forced abortions

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OBSERVATIONS


More precisely, if you kill the people who live on the land then you own it.

^^A1^^

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I have a theory about the labor shortage. During covid young people came face to face with their own mortality and realized life is too short to put up with the shit hand they have been dealt.

^^A3^^

I've had commenters that balk at spending tax money to help young people get a start in life but are just fine with bailing out corporations to protect their investments. Sounds like pure old fashion greed to me.

^^A4^^

I'm still thinking about that.

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I call this Trailing-Edge philosophy.

We can't mitigate climate change for society will collapse.

We can't make college affordable or society will collapse.

We can't make voting easy or society will collapse.

We can't have universal health care or society will collapse.

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Same tune different asshole singers.


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I want to start a sperm donor agency called "Get a Load of This Guy".

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Somewhere out there is a tree whose single purpose on Earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find that tree and apologize.

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LOOK CLOSELY


I do not advocate violence to solve any problem. Violence is an admission that your argument is too weak to convince voters.

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The struggle is real.

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The English.

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How very clever.

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I thought he reacted admirably.

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Red Tegu Lizard looks like ground chuck.

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Did that stuff make the egg whites swell up?

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The caption said something about raccoons riding wild hogs into battle with the possums.

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When you are too close-minded to benefit from someone else's point of view...

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Watch very carefully and wait for it...

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Can you imagine the look on the Confederate soldier's face when the Union soldier fires a second shot at him without reloading?

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Never assume that loud is strong and quiet is weak. The fiercest shits rise from the calmest farts.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Zachte means soft - Soft Hill.

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When I saw that I immediately thought of the Roman bridge in Trier, Germany that they were still using in the 1960s. 

 I have driven over that bridge a thousand times.

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Dumbo: First Blood
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Do you think she wronged it in some way?

*Later: I looked it up and the woman had never met the elephant before.

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Not a cheap plastic Walmart chair in sight.

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An abandoned town filled with Disney-like castles.  

Burj Al Babas, Turkey

The guy went bankrupt owing $25M.

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I believe that numbering each of the little packets that I place all over the country somehow makes each a little more special.

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This dog looks just like someone who has just been told something incredibly stupid...

Like claiming manmade climate change is a myth.

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That is the face of a man who discovers that the toilet seat is warm but he lives alone.

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Waterslide From Hell

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What do you think the title of this list is?

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I like that and just wish they would grunge these jeans also.

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I just realized I have never grilled anything without a beer in one hand.

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Big Fish

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Kill dogs or cats = psychopath.

Kill cows, pigs, and chickens = normal person.

Kill no animals = weirdo.

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I find it strange how we only eat eggs for breakfast and only eat chicken after breakfast like the older the day is the older the chicken we eat.

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A HUMAN MENAGERIE


Scandinavian warrior. Former Norwegian MP came to defend Ukraine.

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Please read that over and over and over again.

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Perfect coordination! 

That is called having blind trust in a person and is absolutely amazing.

^^D4^^

I have lived my life making amazing memories and I can assure you it does not involve doing the same thing, in the same way over and over again.

I don't dress up like a wizard during sex - often - but when I do I remember the shit out of it.

This vanilla bullshit - not so much...

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My wife comes up with her own fantasies...

And I keep them loaded with fresh batteries.

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It's no mystery. The people who have it cushy want everything to stay the same and the people in need have been convinced they are powerless to change anything.

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Back when nobody raised an eyebrow over this...

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After a streaker danced across the stage at the 1974 Academy Awards, David Niven said:

"Isn't it fascinating that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?"

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Snoop Dogg


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4 comments:

gunker2 said...

Laura Lux
Once again, someone doesn't take the time to understand the opposition, comes up with a weak strawman, and then will bitch when she doesn't get her way, instead of understanding the opposition, and working on ways and compromises to get at least some of her agenda passed in law.

TLDR, not all anti-abortionists are religeous

The economy may come back, your rights wont which is why you should fight the state overreach


A1
If you approve of Rousseau, have you given away all your possessions yet ? Thought not.

A3
I have a theory that during the pandemic, the state gave too much tax payers money to people to do nothing and they got used to it. When the money runs out, they will be flocking for employment, but the employers will have moved on and automated


A4
We could shut up about Bob if it were infact true, but sadly like most glib factoids, it's not. Shell got ~ 1.7 billion in tax relief (many of these are similar to what other companies claim) since 2003 of which 1.65 was a sweetheart deal with Pennsylvania to build a petrochemical plant there.


A8
Any links to show that there were claims of collapse during debates of those policies ?

B1
Bit late now, your entire REEEE section from the last week has been advocating violence

B4
The English drive on the correct side of the road (i.e. left, this is clearly not England)

B6
Why would you want to hide drinking that muck ?

D7
Yup like all the first worlder's (the majority of whom are in the top 5 % of the world by income) who don't want the global south to have cheap power.


Puzzle time
1/3 * 1/4 * 1/10 = 1/120 * 6000 = 50

BillR said...

^^A4^^ Typical conservative refrain: "I've got mine, Jack, fuck everybody else."

^^A8^^ Actually, some of the same assholes still singing.

^^B7^^ what's with the tiny chairs? was this a classroom they're working in?

^^B9^^ Looks like someone has an inflammatory bowel disease.

Anonymous said...

RE: "Get a load of this guy" - good one. Reminds me of a David Sedaris joke.

A man and a woman were on an elevator. After a moment of silence, the man confessed that he was on his way to donate sperm because he gets paid $50. The woman moaned, 'Aw, I only get $5 for plasma!' A month later they found each other on the same elevator. The man said, Are you back to give more plasma?' And the woman, with an obviously full mouth, shook her head and replied 'Mmm Mmm.'

Anonymous said...

Well, at least now men will think twice before getting pregnant.

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