One Of My Very Own
"GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH"
*Who is "they"?
The Book of Blessings contains an Order for Blessing of Parents After a Miscarriage.
WORDS FORMING SENTENCES
Have you noticed that it is the people who have learned all the rules that insist on those rules being obeyed?
Even though all those rules were just made up by people just like you and me.
I agree that if there is ambiguity then it is defeating the goal of communication.
"There seems to be a disconnect" = How to say "Y'all sound crazy" in a professional setting.
The gym is my favorite place to go to listen to people count to 10.
PLACES I WILL NEVER VISIT
Who takes an unfordable cheap Walmart plastic chair camping?
How do the religious explain those layers on a 6000-year-old Earth? God put them there to test us? Why would he do such a thing? Oh, yeah, I forgot, questions are forbidden.
Think of the engineering required.
And the labor it took to tote the building materials up there.
That type of deterioration is rampant in the greatest country ever created.
Said to be the premier of Jurassic Park.
Thank you, magnificent college-educated bastards!
Normalize answering the phone by saying, “I’M DOING THE BEST I CAN, CAPTAIN”.
I think that at least twice a week it should be acceptable to fall asleep with your clothes on and change to your pj’s to go to work.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
The amount of maintenance those things require must be staggering.
Coffee?! I thought Brits all drank tea. Danny?
A shirt made out of all pockets.
I don't know about that example but it's sad that when you modify a fruit or vegetable to solve many of its problems you end up deleting the taste - think store-bought tomatoes.
Believe it or not, that has a specific function but I forgot what it is.
That was a ridiculously large file so I cropped it to what you see. But notice that after being planted the seedlings are run over by the small wheels.
Why do you give me a stuffed rabbit?
I'm a wolf goddamnit!
As I live and breathe...
Wait for it...
Never once has a guy said, “She’s cute but I wish her eyelashes would be so big they’d weigh down her eyelids”.
*That took me much longer than it should have.
The most unbelievable thing in movies is when someone guesses the password of a computer that’s not theirs. I can’t even figure out my own password. That I changed yesterday.
Just took 3 times my normal dose of Adderall finally gonna get to the bottom of this whole Amelia Earhart thing.
Just saw a man park, walk into a movie theater, walk out two minutes later with a large popcorn and a fountain soda, get in his car, and drive away. A hero of our time.
DANCING TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER
He kind of looked like Liberace.
I hate those fake danger simulators also.
A choir of Danish girls practicing from their balcony suddenly find themselves performing for former US President Barack Obama.
I like those very much.
South Park Voice Artist