One Of My Very Own
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NOTE: Somehow I ended up with an exceptionally long post today. I can't even really explain it.
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
It's more like a suggestion really.
Oh, look, the staythefuckathome aisle.
My old friend Juxtaposition.
We can all more or less guess the backstory.
He's bluffing.
The world has finally synced itself.
I was considering reselling my guns to the government but after a quick background check discovered they have a history of violence and instability.
Not get cartoon
Turkey leg goose leg
We spend our entire lives chasing the high of a scholastic book fair in elementary school.
THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT, Y'ALL
Drugs'll do that.
If that is your position of choice then you ought to read some pamphlets or something...or ask your woman for some advice.
Traveling Luxury Auction Scam Strikes Again in Cupertino, CA
"Last year I posted about a widespread auction scam that I fell victim to in April 2021 in Palo Alto, CA. Thanks to the vigilant folks on Reddit (many thanks to you!), I was tipped off that the exact same fraudsters were revisiting the scene of the crime on June 19, 2022, in Cupertino, CA with the exact same scheme (cue gasps from the audience at the audacity). (Use the link below of the fraudsters and here is the video link to my speech against them:"
When I was in high school a buddy and I was at the lade drinking beer when we heard a man screaming for help. We discovered that his large boat was sinking. So he and I stripped to our underwear and swam up under the boat with ropes over and over again until we had rigged up a crude cradle. When the boat was secure the man gave us a $20 bill and told us to split it. I almost wadded it up and threw it in the lake but, alas, I was poor.
Gotta be Russia.
That should never be allowed to happen. With minor adjustments, it could be made impossible to build it wrong.
Does anyone know the rules of that game?
I never liked getting arrested.
Another two-dick dog.
Never do that alone.
I wonder if cows ever think about their entire floor being food.
Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties?
MACHINES, GIZMOS, & DEVICES
Is that really necessary or just a gimmick?
Don't you just know he built this himself?
Great pride must come when your creation actually works.
But real creativity emerges when people are trying to kill you.
I think those things would be great for a short commute...if you could charge them when you reached your destination.
What rules should be enacted for their usage?
Maybe I'm not too old to learn to weld.
What's with the bicycle?
What would that do to your flesh? I'm thinking of using one on my wife's skin tags.
I guess.
This shower has a pressure handle and a temperature dial.
So simple yet so brilliant.
These always fascinate me.
Check this out...
Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo.
"Catch A Falling Star".
I always thought he had a very beautiful voice.
The idea of having to "earn a living" implies that you don't actually deserve to be alive.
THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
That's a job for a robot.
He screamed like a snake-bit little girl.
Can't you just admit you have a problem and move on?
There's a fart job in there someplace.
This woman posted a pic of her new nails.
And she included a piece of fried chicken.
This lady is poor. She fills all of her purchases to the max.
That is terrifying.
None other than Bill Fucking Murray popped into a local pub in Limerick Ireland.
-sound on-
Bucket Brigade
Fisherwoman
Movie Makeup
Repo Man
I once talked to a man who owned a used car lot. He advertised that he would finance anyone and I asked him about that. He gave an example of buying a car at auction for $1000. He would then price it a $4000 and set the down payment at $1000. Many of the poor credit risks would miss payments and he would send in the repo man and then resell the car with another $1000 down payment. He bragged that his record was reselling the same car 13 times. And remember, each transaction reimbursed him for his initial investment.
The Waiter and The Tray
At that distance, he did not want to make two trips.
It's not that I don't respect authority, it's just I don't respect authority that is indistinguishable from stupidity.
When "I" is replaced by "We" even ILLNESS becomes WELLNESS.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
There's a big ass joke in there someplace.
A little girl will splash in a mud puddle but a little boy will try and stomp it out of existence.
It's only weird if it starts raining.
Looks like the sea doesn't it.
Pattern recognition, Paul Brouns
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"Las Mellizas" of the Minetti Palace, bronze sculptures 8 meters high, an authentic jewel of Rosario.
They are holding corn.
The Carlton Tavern, before demolition...
Bunker
I went down inside a bunker very similar to that while I was in Germany.
Fossils
I regret I never did things like that.
The rarely filmed Oarfish.
-sound on-
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This is a depiction of a line in a poem.
2 comments:
Puzzle: Not a creature was stirring.
Raul
^^E16^^ Oarfish – the folks who live in the area think there's a connection between sightings of these buggers and earthquakes and tsunamis.
https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/watch-fishermen-in-chile-catch-16-feet-long-deep-sea-creature-3158717
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