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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

THURSDAY #4950

One Of My Very Own

"Break bread".

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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NOTE: Yesterday's correction came from Fox News. I should have known better. But in all fairness, it didn't say it was false it just had the AG saying he had never seen any evidence.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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(Insert moans here.)

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Bandit Plate

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No word on the year of publication.

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With an attitude of abject absurdity, all things are funny.

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Refuse/refuse.

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Meanwhile in Texas...

They can't even keep the power on.
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When my wife falls asleep in any public place I shake her a little and yell, "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" And people always clap when she rouses.

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Why is Martial arts the only activity that has a belt system? I'm really good at taking my medications but people are just supposed to take my word for it?

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DANGER, DANGER, DANGER


This clip is as old as the internet...

And she had to sell her grandmother's wedding ring to buy that much popcorn.

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Like a glove.

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Are backs supposed to do that?

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She fights like a girl.

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It must take your whole lunch hour to reach the bottom.

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Remember this little guy?

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The classic Iron Skillet defense.

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Apparently, that is not so rare...

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Close Calls

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The two unwritten rules to life:

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2.

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Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, lost her virginity on top of her mother's grave.

It was a graveyard smash.

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A HUMAN MENAGERIE


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I like that!

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Rituals - cause we're not creative enough to make up our own ways of doing things.

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*Notice her hand and mouth positions.

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Many more film facts here:

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I believe in holding grudges. I'll heal in hell.

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*That's my kind of humor.

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My wife's only current hobby and passion is tracking packages.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


Bus stops in Korea spray mist during the summer.

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If only there was a way to prevent this...

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That took me much too long.

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Look closely.

What the fuck is this?

A little man buried up to his dick?

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I wrote a novel about a Dolphin whose name was Protagonis.

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Key Making

That is NOT his first rodeo.

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Pulled Rock Village, in the Wulong District, Chongqing, China.

Can you imagine constructing something like this?!?

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MORE WEBB AWESOMENESS






Now check this out...


If believers aren't looking for Heaven - why not? Why are you not scanning each and every image for a glimpse of your ultimate life goal?

I mean, your holy book says it has streets of gold so how hard could it be to find?

They found mine...

*MNBT

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*The worst color selection ever.

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*MNBT

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He seems like a pretty smart guy.

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That's going to leave a bruise. Can I see it?

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That, Gentle Reader, is a wonderful come hither look.

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Identify this man.





3 comments:

ponder said...

No word on the year of publication.
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October 1925
https://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1985&dat=19251005&id=0gkvAAAAIBAJ&sjid=8KMFAAAAIBAJ&pg=3019,2233066
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forty_Elephants




BillR said...

^^A10^^ I hate when that happens.

^^B3^^ With the overthrow of Roe women are trying all sorts of ways to abort. This looks effective.

^^B8^^ It's a penguin. It could've swum across the water easily. I do like how it slid all the way to meet its friends.

^^D11^ I bet the rope is a recent addition. Nanny State.

Deja Vu: I'm impressed he could walk that far, honestly. I know I couldn't



Anonymous said...

Thanks for your astronomy posts!
Raul

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