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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
How the hell does he know?
I got 99 problems and not having a backache could solve 73 of them.
My dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn't know what a government is.
GET LEARNT
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I never knew there was such a thing as this...
I do not shop. But I found out just today that the apples that I eat every day cost $3 per. I was flabbergasted.
He looks just like a modern-day bouncer with that look they get moments before you get your ass kicked.
Across three years (2014 to 2016) and 681 trials, those who used pee experienced an average 30 percent increase in pearl millet yield.
All things Ralph...
"We're at 44 and a half years," says Ralph McNutt, a physicist at the Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory (APL), who has devoted much of his career to the Voyagers. "So we've done 10 times the warranty on the darn things."
Pythons are enough of a problem in Florida there is an annual python challenge. Brought to Florida as pets, enough Burmese pythons were irresponsibly released into the wild when they became inconveniently too large to keep as personal pets 35-45 years ago that the state now has an overabundance of this invasive apex predator.
Please don't listen to people who tell you that a college degree is wasted money. But remember, you don't have to get a degree in four years. You can take a few classes a year and stretch it out as long as you need so you can afford it.
This guy understands...
Me, age 7: I want to be an adult so I can drink chocolate milk every day.
Me, age 75: Drinking chocolate milk every day. Haha hell yeah.
Think of the sweetest girl in the world but she shouts every word she says. Now think of my wife.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
I saw a cool bird and Googled it to find out what it was.
Thanks, Google.
Speaking of...
Me when hearing people talk about the beautiful "art" they bought at Walmart.
Coming on TV soon...
"Coming."
Malaysian Airlines flight 103?
I was indifferent to Top Gun: Maverick, but I’m seeing so much good buzz about it that right now I’m going to drop everything and totally watch it on basic cable in a couple of years.
Disney made such a big deal of kissing dead people.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Can we assume she at least replaced the wiring?
Or maybe it's a prop in a movie made-up to look burned.
I haven't a clue.
How bored do you have to be to do such a thing?
Magnetic nail alignment
Manual nail alignment
The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant.
While Henry Cabot Lodge was institutionalized with Alzheimer's his grandson came to visit. Mr. Lodge took one look at him and said, "You look like a smart young man so you must be related to me."
Sea Shells Thrills
Watch his cleverness because I have a story about something similar.
I once told five small children at the beach that a bank robber was chased down the beach and threw the money away as he ran and even though the authorities had looked for all the money they must have missed some of the coins. So, we walked down the beach, each child inspecting the ground. Periodically I would toss a silver dollar over their heads and one by one a child would discover one. Until the last child. Somehow the last silver dollar must have been stepped on because we never found it. I gave that child a dollar bill and it seemed to satisfy her.
"Here's looking at you, kid."
It's a whale.





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If you turn the warp engines off you'll no longer distort the local spacetime continuum that allows the ship to travel faster than the speed of light.
Dear Ponder, You are correct. I remember that now.
RH
We probably taste like chicken.
Girl getting into medical school:
I told my girls that there was no shame in taking 6 years to get a 4 year degree if it was paid for when receiving it.
Puzzle Time.... A complimentary drink?
Puzzle:
Obviously, that is a complimentary drink.
Dear Ponder, You are correct. I remember that now.
RH
I think Kirk's priority was 'what's the next alien I can bang', science was not his trong point...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXJOjJAlEDI
i didnt mind talking to my friends parents, the REAL challenge was calling a girls number you got in school and her parents picking up scared the shiet out of me
Still not sure..."Sabotaged: Dr. Deborah Birx Admits to ALTERING & HIDING Vital Covid Information from President Trump"https://www.newswithdavid.com/sabotaged-dr-deborah-birx/
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