MONDAY #4940

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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OPINIONS OF OTHERS

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Think that's hyperbole? Read on.

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Please, Gentle Reader, think about that very, very carefully.

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The first 2 drinks don't count if you have anxiety. They just turn you into a normal person.

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I found out that my meat man at Publix and I have the same favorite pornstar.

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

I concur.

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My friend in London took this:

And made this...

Funny guy.

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But I still have plenty of questions.

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Did you notice the price on the item seen between the signs?

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The is very much debatable.

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That lasagna definitely has Kraft singles layered on top.

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Drinking Song

-sound on...LOUD-

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Speaking "Mexican"

-sound on-

Tengo que cagar = I have to shit.

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The chip is just a vehicle for the dip.

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If Back To The Future was made today Marty would travel back to 1992.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

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That reminds me of my very first trip to the emergency room. They even included it in a case study...

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Space debris is scary. Something about the size and weight of an eraser on the end of a pencil at 24000 km/h causes this type of damage.

*Verification Requested

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I've got a couple of dozen 2" wooden balls like that and am looking for ideas of how I can use them. Anybody?

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This came without explanation but I think it's part of island-building.

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*Verification Requested

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They have finally developed a sex robot that behaves like my wife.

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Life will find a way.

I really like things like this.

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Context allegedly is covid-related sanitation, so a potentially flammable mist directly to live electronics. 

What could possibly go wrong?

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Water Bender

What fun!

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Pets are better than children. They eat less, they don't ask for money, and if they get pregnant you can sell their babies.

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Okay, hear me out - an old-fashioned candy necklace but with Tums and Ibuprofen.

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EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED

Never show your fear.

It looks like the unexpected behavior completely befuddles the cat and it looks to the cameraman for assistance.

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He just bought his future therapist a new boat.

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Air Bomb

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Who are the men in white - spectators?

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THAT is situational awareness!

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That could have been much, much worse.

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Balls

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Wait for it...

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I liked that section very much.

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I can attest that Myrtle Beach, SC is a cesspool visited only by hardcore rednecks.

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*I have never been that stoned.

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