One Of My Very Own
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OPINIONS OF OTHERS
NOTE: I offer these timely items as food for thought only. If you disagree with anything I've posted it is perfectly okay but you don't have to let me know every single fucking time because...
I prefer to call them "Nazi Enablers" in that they seem to have no problems with subhuman white supremacists attending their gatherings replete with their bully-boy regalia.
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At what age will I grow out of not answering the door when I'm home and sneaking around the house to find out who's knocking?
The revolution will be televised, but interrupted by a live-breaking story about a new panda at the zoo.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
Every family has that one guy.
And that guy would be me.
Do you see it?
I once painted trees on a huge wall with dozens of those included.
A nephew of mine told me about a co-worker who raised pet chickens by carrying the egg around in her bra. Once grown the animals were fitted with hand-crafted diapers and had the run of her house.
In Peru, the TV remote has a button for soccer.
See anything odd?
It's a dentist's office and the lines in the parking lot are toothbrushes.
Hot Dog Huskie.
I can almost hear that voice.
If only it were that easy.
Car Parking
During the pandemic, my wife joined a 12-step program.
Six to the fridge. Six back to the recliner.
Her: What’d you just eat?
Me: Leftover pork chop.
Her: Ok but what’s that sauce?
Me: The sauce that you made to go with the pork chops.
Her: That’s not the sauce… I don’t know what you found in the fridge…
WebMD: You’re gonna die.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
Casually eating pizza with his buddies
while capturing a Russian tank.
Who says you can't smell a picture?
But now...
I don't get it.
*Verification Requested - but I wouldn't doubt it.
Is that a phone?
Do you mean the libertarians' dream was just a scheme for a select powerful few to steal everyone else's wealth for themselves? Who could have seen that coming?
I demand to know the backstory!
Water Delivery
When someone says “It is what it is,” I reply, “Isn’t it?” so we can both sound useless.
A lady just told me that the theatrical release of “Cats!” is what caused the pandemic, and I want to argue, but I can’t.
THAT WHICH IS UNEXPLAINABLE
What are the thought processes that led to a decision like that?
Anybody?
I hate fake plastic shit like that.
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I think that's peanut butter!
There is no rational reason for that.
That reminds me of trying to pee in the middle of the night.
"OR"????
I saw a Pornhub movie about that very thing.
LET'S GET POLITICAL
And lastly...

Wait for it...


*And not one Roman historian wrote about it.
Hmmm.


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Emergency key boxes, also called break glass key boxes, are typically used to securely store keys which are only required in the case of an emergency, such as a fire. Securely stored keys may include keys for locked access doors, fire exit keys and keys to provide access to emergency equipment.
Break glass key boxes prevent unauthorised access to emergency keys which can only be reached by smashing the glass panel.
Puzzle
Mine
Mind
Mild
Mold
Gold
Puzzle Time
MINE
MILE
MILD
MOLD
GOLD
*Way prouder than I have any right to be*
i dont think id be comfortable with that many whales around my boat in the middle of the ocean
B8: That roof skopes down from the upstairs window, to the edge of the pool. What better way to wake up.
A8 burrito warrior
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