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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, August 8, 2022

MONDAY #4975

One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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THINK ABOUT THIS


"Arizona has an incarceration rate of 868 per 100,000 people (including prisons, jails, immigration detention, and juvenile justice facilities), meaning that it locks up a higher percentage of its people than any democracy on earth."

It appears that those people are over-criminalized.

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1. Distrust in the information source

2. Tribal loyalty

3. Information goes against personal beliefs

4. Information is not being presented in the right learning style

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Caveman: I have discovered fire.

Village: Yayyyyy.

Caveman: It’s burning all our stuff.

Village: Booooo.

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 Legal jargon should be called ‘Courtugese’. 

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HUMAN ACTIVITY


3rd United States Colored Cavalry Regiment Civil War Reenactment

Some white people don't want their children to learn about those guys.

Nor about this fine lady...

^^B1^^

Could somebody please explain that to me - specifically how the bubble ended up in the glass?

^^B2^^

This is why we watch the game...

^^B3^^

I'm not sure what's happening there but it reminds me of these kids...

Come to find out, they are not ignoring the artwork but rather learning about it from an app on their phones.

Bonus points: Who painted the painting behind them?

^^B4^^

My old friend juxtaposition.

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Even if your hands feel dry your fingerprints are still sweating.

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Beauty is in the eye of the ERA!

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I am exceedingly proud of my nephew JR. He bought a house out in the country that has fish in its pond, and deer in abundance, and he raises bees and chickens, and, of course, has a garden. When the civil war comes I'm going to his house to help him protect his stuff.

^^B8^^

He needs to get off that machine and go outside.

^^B9^^

South Korea beer spill

The people off the street volunteered to help with the cleanup.

^^B10^^

Rescuing abandoned baby skunks

Why are they not spraying him?

^^B11^^

Bed in a box

I don't think they invented the mattress and then figured out how to ship it. I think they put their designers into inventing a mattress that could be easily shipped. And they did it.

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I wonder if he has a button for "Where are my testicles?"

^^B14^^

I think she did that quite well.

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A server once asked my wife if she would like some freshly grated Parmesan and my wife opened her purse and said, "Hell yes."

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When life gives you hurdles, trip over those hurdles. Let your legs become tangled in a series of hurdles that you drag behind you. Crawl with your giant collection of hurdles toward more distant hurdles.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST


These faces are called Grotesques. They are the human version of Gargoyles.

^^C1^^

I didn't remember the wheels not being completely inside so I looked it up.

I wonder if that aids it if the landing gear won't extend.

^^C2^^

Guess what this tool is used for.

Skimming virgin olive oil from the olive mash.

I bet they have been doing that for centuries.

^^C3^^

This came without explanation.

Looks like wood and I would bet it has a great aroma.

But I've been wrong before.

^^C4^^

I'd like to see that done wrong.

^^C5^^

Remember that I'm the guy who has been advocating for years to put solar panels on top of golf carts.

^^C6^^

BULLSHIT! Why don't you mind your own business?

^^C7^^

This flower is called the Clitoria and is my favorite plant.

I'm betting a female scientist named it...and male scientists are still looking for it.

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Van Gogh's starry night with the first image taken from the James Webb Telescope

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Sign

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I know it's going to be a great day when I watch porn and cum at the same time as the horse.

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Fire: I’ve been having a hard time controlling my temper.

Water: I’ve been welling up a bit more often too.

Earth: I think we all just need to feel more grounded.

Wind: Man you guys whine a lot.

Surprise: Well I didn’t see that coming.

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DON'T PLAAAY WIIIITH FIRE


Welcome to my TED Talk.

Consider this section a Public Service Tutorial on what not to do.


This is why you practice for emergencies.

She not only knew what to do but she knew where to find the equipment.

^^D1^^

Some folks just want to watch the world burn.

Do you think he panicked or just didn't give a shit?

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For the hundredth time - PUT THE CAP BACK ON THE BOTTLE!

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This guy saw this trick on Youtube and thought he could do it.

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Most problems with fire are the result of FAFO

(Fuck around find out)


Alcohol somehow makes otherwise normal people set their hair on fire.

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And my favorite...

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Some people set their clothes on fire for no apparent reason.

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Beware of flammable commercial products

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Then there are the people who like to play "What If".
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DRINKING FLAMING DRINKS
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And of all the places to try to drink a flaming drink, an elevator is the stupidest.

^^D 18-20^^
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I don't know what this is but I know it will be used in an argument against alternative fuels.

Although gasoline vehicles blow up regularly.

^^D 21-22^^

This is one of my biggest pet peeves.

-sound on-

People who stand around gawking. If I saw something like that I would speed away immediately.

^^D23^^



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9 comments:

Robin said...

B4 - I believe that is 'The Night Watch' by Rembrandt behind them.

JNR said...

Now that I know how to do this

D-1
Interesting, a Walmart employee that makes peanuts is risking her eyebrows for stuff that isn't hers.

Years ago I was in a computer room in the basement of a bank. On the computer room door was a list of things to do if the bank was on fire. List was quite long, "Power down the computer, put tapes in the vault..."
I asked the operator. "Are you going to do this?" She looked at me and said "Hell no, none of this stuff is mine!"

Anonymous said...

Puzzle time: It is a clock. She doesn't know the answer either, and won't until she finishes the popsicle that has the answer hidden on the stick.

Ralph Henry said...

Bravo Puzzle Pro!
RH

Anonymous said...

The South Korean beer truck REALLY hurts. Outside of my wife’s affair I’d say that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

Anonymous said...

C3 - Fascinating. I have a wooden board made from a Greek olive tree. Older than Christ apparently. If the guy existed. You cannot harvest the wood of an olive tree in Greece until it dies, which can be thousands of years. It’s a most prized and beautiful possession

Anonymous said...

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Oxymorons: Jumbo Shrimp, Military Intelligence and now Inflation Reduction Act.

Anonymous said...

D3: Won’t your BLM buddies ever listen to you?

Borys said...

B4 The painting was painted by Rembrandt.
Borys

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