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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, August 21, 2022

SUNDAY #4988

One Of My Very Own

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Sounds like a hell of a night.

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YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRICKS NEED TO READ THAT AGAIN!!!

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People like that are dangerous on multiple levels.

I AM NOT saying that no mistakes were made. An alien threat attacked us and the advice of the experts changed when we learned more about it. That's the way it's supposed to work.

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Please remember, the only party that has a monetary dog in this fight is Big Oil and they are playing the American public like a violin by convincing them it is the scientists who are lying. Lying for what purpose is never explained. 

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The sign man knew EXACTLY what he was doing.

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????

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Sex is like a gas station. Sometimes you get full service, sometimes you have to ask for service, and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

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West Virginia is like a trip to the Dollar Store that never ends.

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PEOPLE


Sign my ass up!

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The smartest woman I have ever met did not have her son circumcised opting to let him make that decision when he reaches adulthood. Thoughts?

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I wish them the very best of luck.

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I am becoming obsessed with people expertly manipulating ropes.

And...

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Oh, look, BOTH Confederate flags!

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For when just trying to survive and feed your family just isn't exciting enough...

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Tube Ride

-sound on-

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That last guy reminds me of the time my 20' ladder slid out from under me and all the way down to the ground I kept thinking "roll like a paratrooper, roll like a paratrooper". Then I hit the ground breaking my arm and my leg.

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Back Flip Practice

Stay until the end - I did.

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The average horse weighs 1000 pounds and has a 20-inch penis. That's a ratio of 50 pounds to 1 inch, so an average man weighing 200 pounds needs a 4-inch penis to be hung like a horse.

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I'm going to sleep scratch tonight - not drunk, no edibles, not even melatonin.

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PLACES


I'm assuming that is a vendor but of what I can't figure out.

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I have a theory that people who live like this more or less all think alike.

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 'Blue' Ripples on Mars Reveal The Way The Wind Blows

Imaged by NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter earlier this year, the scenery was processed in what is called 'false color', transforming subtly distinct wavelengths of light into spectacular palettes we can't help but distinguish.

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Putin's broken toys are displayed in Prague and other European cities.

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Each comes with specs.

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If I'm not mistaken the balconies are attached to a glass-sided building.

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Back when entertaining the eye mattered.

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When they built the Lake Murray Dam they had to buy up all the farmland that was to be flooded. Some opted to swap their land for land that would soon be waterfront property. Those people made their heirs very rich people.

(that is not a photo of Lake Murray)

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How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

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*That took me far too long.

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I was a sapiosexual until I met my beautiful wife.

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THINGS


I'm still amazed that the elephant foot is very similar to our own but with added fat under the heel.

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They have a bridge very similar to that near Asheville, NC. I was told it was built by the British long before the Revolutionary War. I'm the guy who couldn't resist climbing up under it to check out the construction technique.

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Some cultures leave us carved stories of their military conquests.

And then there are the Indians...

It looks like the orgy was going great until this lady showed up.

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30 Million-Year-Old Praying Mantis Is Preserved in Pristine Piece of Amber. Embedded within a clear piece of amber, a small praying mantis sits at attention, frozen forever in time. The piece, which measures just slightly over one inch tall, was sold via Heritage Auctions for $6,000 in 2016.

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The video showed this eagle swimming a long, long way before reaching shore.

And it still had a firm grip on his dinner.

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Let's have another look at this cuteness...

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The First Images of Atoms 'Swimming' in Liquid

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This mine clearing machine spins chains in the front.

Here it is in action...

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We all do that in the shower, don't we?

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Cat Music

-sound on-

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One of my all-time favorite clips.

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Under what circumstances could this statement make perfectly good sense?





5 comments:

Anonymous said...

In reference to B9
Long ago I worked for a very big company. One of the employees had an accident similar to yours. He had no broken bones but was badly hurt.
The company had what they called a "Safety Stand Down" and the managers had to have a meeting with the employees and lecture everyone on how safety was so important.
The lecture was over and the floor opened to questions. How could this been prevented. Various solutions were offered. All of them reasonable. Then I spoke up.
Me, being the jackass that I am,"How come he was working at that height by himself?"
The room went completely silent. Because everybody knew. The sales man had underbid the project and there wasn't money enough to pay two people with one of them there just to watch.
The rest of the meeting was very awkward for management.

billr said...

^^C1^^ It's a Tibetan Buddhist monastery. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sakya_Monastery

^^C7^^ How hard do they work at cleaning out the bloody bits?

^^D8^^ Some folks see that and all they can think is to shoot it and stick the head up on a wall.

^^D11^^ I hope it's remote controlled

Burgervan said...

C2: They're ALL thinking-"Can't wait to get out of this SHITHOLE!"

Anonymous said...

A4: And even 10 year olds?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear A4 Anon, Well, maybe if you are old enough to have a baby you are old enough to know if you are misgendered. I can assure you that as a classroom teacher I have seen dozens of 10-year-old boys who were raging queens and reaching adulthood proved my assessment correct. And none of us teachers gave a shit one way or the other...why should we? It was none of our business.
RH

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