TUESDAY #5060

One Of My Very Own

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READ ME, SEYMOUR

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Seen at the end of a pew from a 100+-year-old church.

I had to look it up.

John Spartan in Demolition Man: "I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it."

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Probably the last billionaire we'll eat.

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We all don't assume that.

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I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it's the vodka.

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Who called it rolling over in the grave instead of a plot twist?

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THE CREATIVE AMONG US

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IT WORKED!!!

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Playing Glasses

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Pumpkin Carving

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Janus

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Working on microwave salmon popcorn for people to use on their last day at a job.

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If you think a 30-sec ad is bad try waiting until the news at 11 to “find out what’s been poisoning your family”.

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

Turkish photographer Mehmet Aslan has won photographer of the year? at the Siena International Photo Awards 2021, this picture of a Syrian refugee boy and his father in Reyhanli, Turkey.

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I'm of the opinion that most people drive cars that are way too big for their needs.

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I would want one that flew just high enough to clear trees and power lines.

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It was stated that was the hardest puzzle the person had ever assembled.

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I love quilts. And I won't allow any synthetic materials on my bed.

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A 2000-year-old street in Pompeii.

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I've seen this before but it still fooled me. Can you figure out what you are looking at?

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I met my bride 34 years ago today.

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Laughs

NOTE: I sort of think I may have posted that before but I can't remember. Expect that to happen more often as I age.

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Is there a photographer?

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Autocorrect is definitely just that kid in class who would very confidently yell out wrong answers.

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Them: your pets are spoiled

Me: they are competitively compensated for the user experience they provide

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

Do you think it was taught to do that?

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The real reason they want to ban plastic straws.

*MNBT

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Visiting the funeral of the man who used to feed him.

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I read that 80% of wild animals taken in as pets die within the first year. Sad that.

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Song of the wild.

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Beaver

I never realized each chip took that long.

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Wait for it...

Canadians.

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Elephant Helper

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Who Let The Dogs Out

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Watch closely.

What happens next. And I would bet you get it wrong.

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Bear Encounter

"Petrovich, she-bear with three cubs, didn't shoot, I'm leaving!!!"

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Did Jesus want to be worshipped?

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