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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
And...
That's been my advice all along. Whether a man or a woman, wear that shit out!
And...
I Googled her. It's true.
Similarly...
TMI!
My good old days.
If you are in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you are insane.
I like to fart in the dairy aisle at Trader Joe's and listen to the hipsters talk about how fresh the cheese smells.
PONDERABLES
I have always believed that scientists and artists both play the game of "What If".
The Fortem Technologies fully autonomous, radar-guided DroneHunter captures a Group 1 level (aircraft that weigh up to 20 pounds) drone. It is also capable of capturing heavier aircraft, such as the Iranian-built Shahed 131 and 136 fixed-wing drones.
The Finns fought the Russians to a standstill once. A retired general said that Finland is now capable of fielding 600,000 troops in 90 days.
A man once stated, "Homosexual is not normal". I countered by saying, "I want you to think about all the sexual things you have done in your life and look me in the eye and tell me they were all 'normal'". He wouldn't dare.
I couldn't agree more.
I have never taken shit from a boss. I telegraphed my intolerance for abuse more like this lady.
My wife hurried up to me and said, "A man is trying to get in the front door." I picked up my pistol and went to the door. I found a sobbing young man who explained that his mother had died and he needed only $26 to afford a plane ticket to her funeral in NYC. I asked him when the plane would take off and which airline he wanted to use. He gave me a time and an airline and I said that I was going to call the airline and if they have a flight going to NYC at that time I would give him the $26 but if they didn't I was going to call the police. I closed the door, counted to three, then opened the door to watch the man sprinting down the street.
My daughter is the best mother I have ever seen.
It takes great effort to be a great mom and she excels at every task. I would like to now publicly thank her for the stewardship she is giving my grandson.
Note: That photo is merely symbolic.
He reminds me of those preachers on TV who spend all their time begging for money.
I never use "per my last email". I prefer "Are you on drugs or what?"
"Muffins" backward is exactly what you want to do when you take them out of the oven.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
The deepest fish ever filmed
This species of snailfish is unknown
They’re also known as Sea snails
This footage was filmed at a depth of 8336m
For you Americans and your units of measurement, that’s around 81,000 stacked cheeseburgers
Snail fish can be found in shallow as well as deep water
Snail fish don’t have any scales
The science community has a tough time discussing this fish as there are many varieties
Just goes to show how much we really don’t know about what’s under the surface of our waters
And somebody sprayed it with graffiti. Shame, shame.
I wonder if the games last half as long.
Would you say this dog was sitting, standing, or laying?
*MNBT
From WWI - What are the chances.
If he survived, he had a hell of a story to tell.
I would put them in airports where most people have time to kill.
Tolerable Photography
Holidays With Grandma
Laughing at a friend's meme you've seen before is faking orgasms of the digital age.
Is it really anxiety or just being aware of all the threats that exist?
AND AWRY WE GO
How I picture my male distractors...
How I picture my female distractors...
Unwittingly, a commenter made the funniest sentence I have ever read:
"It seems that every commercial on TV has a homosexual. I have nothing against homosexuals I just don't want it shoved down my throat."
I was in a boat when a guy made a cast and hooked another guy's ear. The hook went all the way through.
And because of the barb the hook had to be clipped with wire cutters and pulled out the way it went in.
At first, I thought it was a reenactment.
I thought it was a plane crash so I looked it up.
Floating restaurant ‘Silver Whale’ partially sank during an ice drift on the Neva River in St. Petersburg, Russia, on 27 March 2023. Rescuers try to secure it with ropes so that the restaurant is not swept away by the river.
I bombarded a ground nest with firecrackers for hours and detecting my remaining life I walked up to the hole and immediately got stung on the little toe. The problem with that is that there isn't much skin to accommodate the massive swelling.
That is no less ridiculous than believing God made the first woman out of a man's rib because the man was bored.
Another cautionary tale...
5 comments:
C15: airports are exactly where they are located. I happen to know for sure there's one in Chicago and also Indianapolis.
Please post the answer to puzzle time for today.
I was pretty sure it was going to be NASCAR, but when I looked it up Jimmy Johnson won five in a row,
And Kevin only one one.
Dear Puzzler, I was hoping someone could tell me. Most of the puzzles come to me without answers. Sorry.
RH
you know tumbling down that rock face had to hurt
Puzzle 2.
What in sport has been won by two ‘Jimmy’s in a row and by
three ‘Kevin’s in a row?
SOLUTION
The Sir Tom Finney Award (as it has been known since 2014) was won
by three ‘Kevin’s in a row: Kevin Phillips in 2015, Kevin Davies in 2016,
and Kevin O’Connor in 2017 (see here and here). The equivalent award
prior to 2014 was won by two ‘Jimmy’s in a row: Jimmy Armfield in
2008 and Jimmy Hill in 2009 (see here and the article by Kevin Phillips
here where the equivalence is noted).
Although we did not award any points for alternative answers, we were
impressed by the ingenuity of those solvers who argued that ‘in a row’. https://rss.org.uk/RSS/media/File-library/Quiz/RSS-Christmas-Quiz-2022-Solutions-PDF.pdf
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