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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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So, what's your point?
All things Ralph...
As a bartender, I heard similar stories constantly - similar in stating complete bullshit with confidence. Like the election was stolen...without a shred of proof.
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I get it!
Every French beach town has a little café called Le Nautilus and every American beach town has a little café called Scratchy Dick's Big Slut Crab Fuck Shack.
Self-imposed deadlines don't work on me because I know the guy who set them and he's full of shit.
PONDERABLES
I really like making things with reclaimed wood.
When we practiced getting under our desks to save us from a nuclear attack we were always assured that it wouldn't really happen to us. Now the children are told that it could happen to them any day. What must that part of this tragedy be doing to our children?
We seem to have no problems bailing out everyone but the people.
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A commenter asked wrote:
"Ask yourself why a drag queen would want to read to children."
No, you ask them. Drive your ass down to the library, walk up to one of them, and ask, "Why are you reading to these children?" They will tell you that they are reading to children for the exact same reason any other person would read to children.
When I was in college I wanted my money's worth. I sucked every bit of knowledge out of every class I took and my GPA reflected it.
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*He didn't just "lie". He perjured himself.
Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. That's their whole deal.
Everyone just assumes I know where to get weed. I do, but it's rude to assume.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
If one of your darts knocks off another of your darts are both of them disqualified?
It's a truck orgy!
Many times I have pointed to a guy's shirt and said, "Somewhere there is a '56 VW without upholstery."
I Googled this.
It was stated:
I still don't get it.
I was once asked to come up with ideas for camouflaging microwave towers. After getting excited about it, I learned that they actually expected me to do this for free. I laughed in the guy's face.
Talk about not aging well.
There were regulars at my bars that I calculated if they needed a fresh beer by how high they turned up their bottle. I was hardly ever wrong.
Remember this?
Would that make you feel invincible or doomed?
I bought a tube of wood filler. I use my finger for filling nail holes and thought the tube would be perfect for just squirting a dab on my fingertip. It was totally, completely, worthless.
If you are a gamer, you know what to do.
Yeah, I missed it, too.
How did jobs work before email? Like when you got home from work was work just over?
*That's as old as the internet.
You know that feeling when she starts using words like "us" and "we" and you've only been dating for eight years?
HUMAN ODDITIES
He's on a computer in a public library.
As you probably know by now, I think women's feet are very beautiful. But I have never looked them up on the internet.
This is the way I envision every Trump supporter.
Prove me wrong. If you support Trump, send me your picture and let the internet decide. I dare you.
You have to ask yourself why that was being filmed.
A friend in middle school took me home with him after school because it was the day he fed his snake. I watched as he lowered a little white mouse that he had mail ordered into the aquarium and it just ran around while the snake ignored it. After many long minutes, the snake very slowly lifted its head and looked over at the mouse. The mouse seemed to know it was fucked because it panicked. Very shortly the mouse hunkered down in the corner and the snake head-butted it with one strike and gulped it down almost immediately.
My question is, do the owners of the snake above also feed it mice, and if so how many?
When you see it...
Another very old clip...
South Carolina man breaks mustache record at 2' 1"
When stretched out, mine is 17" but I don't wax it anymore.
It was stated that this guy is just an amateur.
4 comments:
D4; here in England you can buy mice, chilled, in a nice row. Surely you do that where you are?
The B2 pictured shirt was removed, I think from Target, for the offensive word it spelled from Cycle, Use, New, Think....Mel
D4: that snake no longer feeds on mice. Maybe large rats but probably rabbits and some folks feed chickens.
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Raul
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