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FUN WITH LANGUAGE
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Rent is so high that it has got people stuck in relationships that have BEEN OVER!
"I can't wait until I am a grownup" - the dumbest shit I ever said.
PONDERABLES
There are many Americans who don't believe their own lying eyes. Remember when people told you it HAD to be Antifa or the FBI or anybody except all those people wearing the MAGA hats? Thinking people call those people delusional fools.
One of my favorite videos...
I'll never forget me telling a suit that I painted and when he asked what I painted I said buildings. He said Oh then ignored me until someone told him I was a muralist and then he came back interested in me again. I hate people like that.
81% OF AMERICANS ARE NOW VACCINATED.
A lot more of you would be alive today if you had just listened to me months ago.
I make it a point to ask questions of religious people. I have never met a Christian who believed that it rained for 40 days and the waters covered Mt. Everest. Nor has any of them been able to look me in the eye and tell me that they believe that a woman was created only because the man was bored. Nor being swallowed by a fish, etc, etc. When I was allowed to sit in on my brother-in-law's seminary class I learned that none of those future preachers believed the virgin birth story.
I maintain that all those people keep up the charade so that their social group would not consider them "other". Being different is uncomfortable.
If I ever found a sleeping vampire I wouldn't stake him through the heart. I will draw a big dick on his forehead with a permanent marker. He would never find out because he can't see his reflection in the mirror.
Instead of remaking great movies, they should remake bad movies that were based on good stories but did not meet expectations.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Think of how strong that structure must be to support that massive weight.
Road workers set up a CCTV to uncover who was moving the safety traffic cones. It turns out a Kea parrot (considered the most intelligent bird in the world) moved them to get attention from humans, in the hopes of getting fed.
- New Zealand.
This is not its first rodeo.
We take these creatures out of their soft, lush environment and expect them to strive on concrete.
Oh, dear...
A little boy asked his mother what they were doing. His mother explained that the deer hurt its leg and the dog was helping him to the hospital. The little boy said, "Just goes to prove that if you try to do somebody a favor they will fuck you every time."
Remember this Dam Gate ending?
Dogs Leap For The Umpteenth Time
Bunny Jumping
If the Barbie movie doesn't have a scissoring scene then it will be completely inaccurate.
They should call driving to work before your windshield defrosts when you're late, an extreme sport.
HUMAN ODDITIES
I've warned you and warned you to put the cap back on the bottle but nobody listens.
I'm not exactly sure what the leash was attached to.
He was tethered to it!!
Who the fuck could keep filming while that is happening to a child?!?!
I think that's just what it looks like.
I'll bet even money that he's trying to explain how his buying that was a wise investment.
He's from my hometown. Nice guy.
I got this comment...
How would you describe the actions depicted above?
"Bungie jump," they said. "It will be fun," they said.
And the old hair hold...
That's a big no.
The photo on the right made the round a few weeks ago.
Uncanny.
My wife has done stuff like this ever since I met her...
And I love it.
Child's Play
Fishing is not for the faint of heart
I Know A Guy Who Can Bury Your Mother Cheaper
Slicing and Dicing
I don't think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren't running. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon.
I went down on my wife one time and when we made eye contact she waved at me like I was a Little Leaguer in his first game and needed encouragement from his mom.
GET LEARNT
NOTE: I have researched none of these.
State Surplus had a warehouse full of those design tables when everyone switched to computers. They have a straight edge on a wire gizmo. I picked on up for $5. Weighed about 300 pounds.
I just read an article about that. They credit equality for the lack of conflict with the ensuing happiness.
The Trinity Site - the world's first nuclear explosion
"The site of the world's first atomic bomb explosion is open to the public twice a year. Usually on the first Saturdays of April and October. The site is located about 2 hours drive south of Albuquerque, New Mexico deep in the White Sands Missile Range. I went on Saturday as part of my interest in visiting and photographing places significant to the Cold War and atomic history in general."
"This monument is made of lava rock and sits a few feet above the foundations of one of the four legs of the tower that housed the bomb. A few feet out of the frame to the left is the exposed cement and rebar of one of the other legs."
Yet we can't teach little Susie that her grandfather made little Latoya's grandfather sit in the back of the bus.
2 comments:
D2: "I'm not exactly sure what the leash was attached to."
Can't tell if you're being serious?
If so, it's not a leash. It is a pane of glass.
If not, well...
What are leashes most often attached to?
And D13: Definitely a keeper, ya' lucky bastard!
I agree 100% about the leash. It's a pain of glass that was being carried onto an elevator in the door shut.
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