MONDAY #5241

 One Of My Very Own

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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

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Married guys will understand.

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It looks like he rocking some Michael Jackson gloves.

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One of my all-time favorites...

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My buddy and I were late meeting our German dates at a club and I said, "Don't be mad." She fucking exploded. The more I tried to calm her down the worse it got. Come to find out, in her English classes "Mad" meant stark raving insane.

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Me think they protest too much.

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Hahahabananaha!

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I could never abuse substances. I love substances.

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When my wife says, "Unlock your phone I need to see something" I just glare at her crazy-like because I don't even let my girlfriend do that.

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PEOPLE DOING THINGS 

I CAN'T OR WON'T DO

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It's a weird feeling to actually agree with Ann Coulter...

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This man knows how to use the front brakes...

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This man does not know how to use the front brakes...

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Looks like we found the Nazis.

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Stack-O-Boxes

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Bullrider

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Concrete Done Right

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Tiedye

How very beautiful.

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Voice Tracks

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Pedro

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I once showed my friends a photo of my fiancé and one of them said, "As long as you are happy, bro."

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Financially I'm at a place in my life where I understand why people sell drugs.

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FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

She said yes.

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I bet that looks good on a resume.

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You cut the top rung off the ladder then weld it back on.

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"Hello, 911?"

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Bacon?

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Beethoven

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Daddying

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House Phone

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Magic

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Spectators

 

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When your wife says, "First of all" in an argument, just surrender cause she prepared a PowerPoint.

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Okay, hear me out...an old-fashioned candy necklace but with Tums and Ibuprofen.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

I once had a 400x zoom lens with a 2x converter. I could take pictures at reunions and at the beach and the people never knew they were being photographed.

But you have to brace the camera very well.

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Reminds me of "I Said Left, Harold", the installation with half a car.

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That looks like a great place for a reunion.

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All of my many convertibles had manual tops and I lifted them up EVERY time I parked them for more than a couple of minutes.

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Fish Stocking

All the fish stocking I've seen was done with baby fish.

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Time to find a new window.

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Name this character.