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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, June 11, 2023

SUNDAY #5282

 One Of My Very Own

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT  THAT


^^A1^^

It's mind-boggling to think how much maintenance a highway like that would require.

^^A2^^

I'm not sure what it is painted on.

^^A3^^

They were probably trying to figure out how they were going to make their mortgage payment after losing much more money than he had budgeted for.

^^A4^^

I wonder if the loneliness was an issue.

^^A5^^

One of the few sand sculptures I can tolerate.

^^A6^^

^^A7^^

^^A8^^

Today a twofer.

^^A9^^

Set of Godzilla

I like to think I would be good at that.

^^A10^^

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I worked on a movie filmed in Clemson, SC. Part of it was discovering a dead body at the Clemson Motel, but the owner did not want his motel associated with dead bodies. The sign that spelled out CLEMSON was the plastic removable letter kind like this...

So, the film crew just rearranged the huge letters to spell Clemons Motel.

^^A11^^

I've always hated strip clubs. I can't help it but I feel sorry for those girls. They remind me of zoo animals. The last one I was forced to visit gave all change in $2 bills. I guess they thought that would double the take from tipping.
^^A12^^

These bench and bike racks are the same objects, just different orientations,s, and colors.

^^A13^^

"House being 3D printed"

I got all excited because at first, I thought they had figured out a way to make it look like decorative stone.

^^A14^^

Turtles have made a “Highway” between a little pond and the river.

I stand in utter awe.

^^A15^^

^^A16^^

And...

^^A17^^

^^A18^^

 Dynamic Orbital MRI

^^A19^^

Van Hits Obstacle

^^A20^^
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I might not know my purpose in life but I know that I like boobs.

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It's not hoarding if your shit is cool.

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DO'S


That will be universal soon enough.

^^B1^^

^^B2^^

Bandaid

^^B3^^

Cup Holder

^^B4^^

Egg Yolk

What did they rub on their fingers?

^^B5^^

Nail

^^B6^^

Pants

^^B7^^

Paper Cup

^^B8^^

Pickle Jar

^^B9^^

Plastic Bag

^^B10^^

Potato Peeler

^^B11^^

Reseal

^^B12^^

Salt Shaker

I just turn the salt bottom side up and then rub the bottom of the pepper shaker on it. It works the other way around also.

^^B13^^

Spaghetti Bag

^^B14^^

Storing Cake

^^B15^^

^^B16^^
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We all hate visitors but love having the most advanced doorbell money can buy.

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Whenever I see that someone somewhere has spent a bunch of time making a new vaccine or something I think about how crazy it is that they never thought to check in with me, the guy with no skills or expertise who spent 10 seconds looking at a tweet about it.

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DON'T'S


Static load.

^^C1^^

I shocked my dick peeing on an electric fence. Myth Busters said it couldn't be done but they used pure water in their experiments. I heard the current flows through the impurities in your urine.

^^C2^^

Had I witnessed that I would have slapped the shit out of both of them.

^^C3^^

^^C4^^

Would one of you gym rats explain that to me?

^^C5^^

^^C6^^

^^C7^^

^^C8^^

I'd slap her, too.

^^C9^^

So now they have to try to climb up and out of the passenger window while that dude beats the living shit out of them with that stick.

^^C10^^

Not in a million years.

^^C11^^

^^C12^^


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So, what number is this...?






5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A3: it's not a painting or mural. It's a sculpture called a breakthrough.

Anonymous said...

B5: They were rubbing their fingers with garlic.

Anonymous said...

^^A3^^
It's not painted, made from concrete.

Anonymous said...

^^C2^^
Adam did actually pee on an electric fence wire and he did get a shock, that was on of the episodes I saw.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time
Zero

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