FOOD FOR THOUGHT
A true Folio Olioian was strolling through some old posts and found this picture of my bride and me. I also posted a link to our favorite song - the song we danced to at our wedding. But the link no longer worked and he asked what that song was. Well, both the wife and I have forgotten.
I always assumed that when there was a plane crash the local authorities cleaned up the body parts. But when I visited my sister and brother-in-law in Miami, he was called in to work 12 shifts picking up various pieces of human flesh and bone and he was a mechanic who worked for the airline.
But it's not the members that concern me.
Those are the top ten, without considering a party at all.
35% of the NRA funds went to Dems.
There is something very sad about that.
I've finally admitted to myself that a big part of my liking to work with reclaimed wood is the price of lumber nowadays. I don't know how anyone could afford to build a house.
An increasing number of people are opting to leave their clothes unwashed, or at least washing them very rarely. It began with the (good) advice to wash denim as infrequently as possible to preserve the fit and finish of the fabric. Now the trend is spreading beyond jeans.
I find it interesting that Biden is accused of both being senile and a shrewd manipulator.
The world needs a man who helps people understand that if you fuck around then you will surely find out. I am that man.
Today feels like a good day to wander into the forest for a couple of years only to come back out with antlers on my head, a thousand-yard stare, and the ability to speak to the Earth.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
Weeks ago I posted a picture of a famous person on the sidelines of an NBA wearing shoes that looked like those. I asked for clarification and got none and now I have this image and it doesn't explain what the hell is going on. Anybody?
Who could forget this shocking scene?
I didn't see anything all that shocking.
Want to guess what these are?
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Unharvested asparagus
RANDOM BEASTS
Tough love?
^^B8^^
I'm assuming he doesn't want to harm the goose.
Bear Intruder
Python eats Alligator
If you don't find fat Nazis funny then you are choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same number of fat Nazis.
Dating my wife was like biting into an oatmeal cookie and realizing it was a chocolate chip cookie and then two hours late realizing it was also an edible.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Nice recovery.
^^C1^^
"Let's get drunk and toss our children around."
Somebody was ready to clock out.
Wow!
I ran a Google Image Search on that and came up with nothing.
It's not a matter of if, but when
I always figured I'd spill paint and was surprised when I didn't.
Speaking of, I watched an alien movie. Recognize this ET?
You may recognize him...
James Arness from Gunsmoke.
She kept her head down and eye on the ball just like she was instructed.
Remember when making memes of this jerk was all the rage?
His 15 minutes of fame.
Brick Cutter
This time I realized that he used the scraps.
Messing with an Alligator
Car Airborne
Speaking of...
It's important to get out of the house every once in a while to remind yourself why you don't go outside anymore.
You should get paid a small royalty every time your ex does something you taught to them that impresses their current spouse.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
My wife found another photo of me that she took last summer...
"Is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
How very absurdly wonderful!
Acorn Sculpture
Singing Trio - sound on...
As per the request from a female viewer...
Here's a fresh slant to think about...
*Why wouldn't it work?
6 comments:
B1 looks like it might be a motorized heelie
Last comment-no ref; When facing devastating criticism of Biden it's not an answer to point out the equivalent uselessness of the contender. You suffer from TDS [Trump Derangement Syndrome] and you will be forever blinded as to just how corrupt and unfit the current President is...
^^C8^^
You probably already know this but James Arness from Gunsmoke and Peter Graves from Mission Impossible were brothers.
B. Baggins
Dear Mike, $35 insulin; infrastructure upgrades; support for Ukraine. Should I go on? We need more corruption like that.
And as for TDS, the man stole from his charity. He defrauded students at his "university". He bragged of ogling minor unclothed girls at his beauty pageant. I think TDS should stand for "Tiny-handed Despicable Sumbitch".
RH
B7: HaHaHaBanana. I wonder how many people won't realize what that plant is and will actually believe you?
Dear B7 Anon, I just Googled "Unharvested Asparagus". Were they just fucking with me?
RH
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