One Of My Very Own
FUN WITH LANGUAGE
A couple of places they should charge to photograph.
Me: I've put the kids to bed. Would you like me to run you a bath?
My wife:
I don't know what that means but today I had to make an appointment for a procedure and they wanted the code so I read it to them. They said that there was no such code.
How would you have read it? Well, that's not a one it's an I. I wonder how many errors are made because of such ambiguity.
I keep mentioning generational hatred concerning Ukraine and Russia, but to see how long-lasting it can be look no further than Ireland.
Years ago I had a grown man come up to me to say I had yelled at him in class and he was still furious about it.
Happy 8th birthday to the jar of pickles sitting in my fridge.
A human comes out of a human because a human came in a human.
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
It's not nearly as funny when it happens to old people.
I want to know who makes that strap.
My wife has a fear that one of our ceiling fans will do that. That clip ought to send her around the bend.
That is NOT how I would have reacted.
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Another twofer...
Never forget that America was the place slavery came to die.
Soup is just hiding food in a bunch of water.
A HUMAN MENAGERIE
Who can get closer to the center spot...
The whole faculty of my school once arrived 30 early to an event and had to wait outside. I had them all take out the coins in their purses and taught them how to play lagging for the line where after each player tosses a coin toward a wall, the closest one wins all the coins. I cleaned them out to the point I was having to exchange my own coins for their soon-to-be-lost dollars.
^^C2^^
How fucking rude. You don't laugh at somebody's grandma.
There seems to be a lot of this going on...
I would think a looped video would be better.
How do you think he figured out that would work?
Lesbian wedding?
Game Controllers
The next time you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember that you are right.
Ladies, don't let any man who drinks Michelob Ultra raise his voice at you. Talk to him woman to woman.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
A good awning will do that.
I wonder if they taste like chicken eggs.
Graz Art Museum
I thought maybe it was supposed to look like soccer cleats and looked it up. It's an art museum that many people in that city hate.
I like that kind of problem-solving.
That looks exactly like a highway I took through the desert. And it had a lone tree exactly like that. The only tree within miles and miles. And there was an impromptu shrine at its base. Travelers had left photos, books, can's of food, etc. I tagged it with a key packet.
If that sumbitch has an elevator, an air mattress, a TV, a fridge, and Wifi then sign me up!
They ought to make rubbers out of that stuff.
Nice.
Guess what this is...
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"Sheep (and all other ruminants) have no front upper teeth. If they did have, gripping grass would be harder as their teeth wore down over time, instead, the upper pad helps the gripping action as they rip grass up."
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Speaking of, think of how that type of guardrail would change NASCAR
"Ride The Giant Corndog" was a game we played on our honeymoon...nothing similar to that, though.
Bird Daddy
Giant Asian Hornet
It was stated that they are on the way here but I don't know that's true.
Gorilla Baby
Sperm
I ran across a most unusual crossword but instead of giving you the clues I am going to give you the answers and it will be your job to figure out the uniqueness.
10 comments:
^^B8^^
Probably water safety training for kids.
[Never forget that America was the place slavery came to die.]
Slavery is still very much alive today.
^^C1^^
That could not have been hard as it's a known historical site.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mapledurham_Watermill
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They are very rich in taste.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet
Scroll down to North America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjF7jWelZE
Lol he even lies to his wife.
A8: I had a coach tell me in study hall that I was stupid. That was 9th grade. I've never forgotten it, and I've never forgotten his name.
He did that in front of 100 people.
To this day, I hope he burns in hell.
A13: that was a real picture on the side of the pistachio nuts display around Christmas.
In fact, I think I sent you a photo of that.
The photo you shared is not the one I sent you though.
B4: is a kinetic energy rope. It's awesome.
The strap stores so much energy from the tow vehicle, that it will rip a car apart if the strap is not attached to the frame.
You never use one of those straps to pull someone buried in the mud or someone encased in sand.
Puzzle. Time:
SS minnow
Mini moon
No onion
Miss Ohio
Minions
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