FOOD FOR THOUGHT
It's scary what Americans will believe with no proof whatsoever.
And...
I am a big fan of movies with unique plots. Well, I stumbled across another one. It's titled Tusk and I was spellbound. Here's just some of the cast.
But please don't do any research or you will ruin it for yourself.
I've read things like 'men think about sex every 8 seconds' or some such shit but I've never read anything about how often a woman thinks about sex. Does anyone know?
There was a double urinal just like that one in the Art Department at the university and I never saw two men using it at the same time. Many times I walked in while it was in use and waited on the guy to finish before I approached it.
But I'm the guy who was driving a carload of drunk GIs home when I lived in Germany and one of them mentioned his tattoo. I told him that I didn't believe him so he made me stop, got out, walked in front of a headlight, pulled out his dick, and there on the head of his dick was a large sperm cell. I only tell you that because we had lived in a barracks with a common shower room and we had taken dozens of showers together within arms reach of one another and I never knew he had a tattoo on his dick.
I hear a lot of ranting and raging about homeless people shitting on the sidewalk and in parks, etc. I always want to know how many public restrooms are provided for them. I mean where does a person with no money go to take a shit?
That is the very first time I have ever seen how they code numbers.
I for one am sick and fucking tired of old mostly white people making all the decisions. It is high time to turn this shit over to the next generation.
I wrote a series of four books called The McCurly Mysteries and my main character got his wife pregnant. But the more I added to the outline the more convinced I was that them hauling around an infant just wouldn't work. So, I killed off the baby. And I am not embarrassed to say I cried like a baby.
I would love to ask Mike Spence if he has ever had his dick sucked.
Remember to stay indoors and drink lots of water between 11 AM and November 2nd.
GET LEARNT
-PAY ATTENTION-
My young neighbors woke up deathly ill and were rushed to the ER where the mid-thirty year old wife died. The husband finally recovered. They called in the Department of Health and Environmental Control and they found that their relatively new house was infected with penicillin mold.
[this is not a photo of their home]
"You’ve probably heard of penicillin, but you may not realize it’s made from a type of mold called penicillium, which can sometimes be found growing in ordinary homes. While the antibiotic penicillin has many health benefits, exposure to the mold from which it’s made can cause serious health problems."
Remember - you are not only bigger than they are, but you are also smarter than they are.
I refused to be in constant combat with my children over things that in the long run just didn't matter. "You want to have a messy room? Then keep the door closed so we don't have to look at it." "You don't want to put your dirty clothes in the clothes basket and then wear them dirty." But I never screamed.
Said the people who eat rice with two sticks.
Not me. I think that most of life's problems are the result of us doing things because that's the way we've always done them, which is another way of saying fatherly advice.
3,000-year-old Sword Looks Good as New
"Archaeologists studying an excavation in Nördlingen, Germany, have uncovered a sword in a grave that contained a man, a woman, and a young boy. It was among other weapons and artifacts included in the burial, which is considered around 3,000 years old. But the sword has been uniquely preserved and looks only a few years old. The sword is bronze, made by the applied bronze casting method, which is labor intensive and requires quite a bit of skill. Scientists don't know where it was made. But you might wonder how it was preserved so long in such a pristine condition. It's all about the cuprous salts."
I would always have a person hold an unloaded weapon in that stance and then reach around and grab it. If I could move it then I knew it was going to recoil right to their face.
Electricity and Water
The explanation why Ghost Busters purified water did not prove peeing on a fence would not shock your dick.
Plant Shavings
Is that for eating or rope-making?
Unions
I learned A LOT from this one video.
Self-driving taxi
Hotel break-in attempt
NEWS FROM THE FRONT
"Sexual violence against men is an under-reported part of the Ukraine war. A psychologist describes the impact on her patients of their torture by Russians. Two Ukrainian soldiers say they were castrated by drunken Russian troops after being taken, prisoner. One has since rejoined the fighting as “he wants to kill Russians”."
And that is how you create generational hatred.
Wouldn't it be ironic if Popeye's Chicken was cooked in Olive Oil?
Actually, Captain, the proper name of this device is "Universal Interpreter", since the word "translate" refers only to written language.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
I thought Tuff shit meant 'get over it' or 'too fucking bad'.
I hated that scene. They were eluding vicious predators and then he screams as loudly as possible. Nobody would do that.
Please his heart.
They used to meet on an island but someone hung the owner in his prison cell.
I loved parenting.
Due to recent events, morning scream hours have been extended indefinitely.
Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
My present truck is the first I have had with electric windows. I always bought bare-bones work trucks.
I love this sculpture/fountain. The water splashes are pure genius.
I like group projects like this also.
Discretion is the greater part of valor.
Banana for scale...get it?
A true masterpiece.
Bridge
The suspension was killing me.
"Pile" Driver
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So am I to take it you don't believe Epstein didn't kill himself?
^^A7^^ For 10s of thousands of years, maybe longer, humans have depended on old people to run things. Evidence suggests that lots of other animals that live in groups tend to pay attention to the old ones among them. For a long while this was probably because the old ones were the ones who remembered all the important shit, like where the good water hole is, when to move to the greener valley and how to get there, when to stick the seeds in the ground so they'd grow into food and not freeze. Shit like that. Then we started writing stuff down and could keep track of this stuff without the old ones. But we kept listening to them and paying attention to what they advised, because as often as not it was good advice. Always the right advice? Nope, of course not. Shit changes. We've made it this far in reasonably good shape this way. No way to know where we'd be if we hadn't paid attention to the old geezers all these years. We might even have flying cars for all we know. There's no way to tell. Things are a lot different now. Everything moves faster, or so it seems. Maybe old people can't keep up any more. Maybe people are living too long and the old ones are older than they used to be. Maybe that's the crux of the problem. We really do have a "best used by" date builds into us. The trick is that it's not the same for everybody.
Why do I always feel I am being preached at?
Dear Mike,
I don't know, Mike. Maybe it's because you think everything is about you. You see, Folio Olio is about me. If you want a blog to be about you, then start your own. I would read it every damn day.
RH
So you don't think Blacks are smart enough to get into college on their own merit? That's pretty darned racist of you.
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