EGG BOX COMPLETE
Even the lids are numbered.
The box in display mode.
I stained the seating guide with coffee because the pure white paper just wouldn't do.
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I got the idea for the guide on the lid from Whitman's Sampler boxes.
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Now look at this carefully.
An astute observer probably noticed that two eggs have the same name. I do that often.
One Valentine's Day I gave my wife a 6'x4' Valentine titled "Let Me Count The Ways" which depicts hundreds of packets containing a heart in one form or another. I made it in one day - which still astounds even me.
I included two duplicates just because I could.
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I also added a leftover (less than perfect) egg to my sampler box.
And I used the peg mounting system that I considered using in the box.
SERIOCOMIC
I was rooting for England in the World Cup. My condolences to my English viewers.
"FADED AF" spelled backward is "FADED AF".
Today I told a guy on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up and everyone applauded me so I told them to shut the fuck up too.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
*I haven't a clue.
*MNBT
Customizing thrift store paintings
WoodPecker!
*Do those laws really sound like they were written by the omnipotent creator of the universe?
Staying awake for 24 hours is an excellent way to get in touch with your inner psycho.
Turkey tastes like it never drank water while alive.
OBJECTS OF INTEREST
That breakwater must be very effective.
Need a hobby? How about placing coins all around for children to find? I usually find places below my waist to increase the chances a child will find it.
When my dear friend, Mel, saw a bet at my poker table he would always say, "I would pay more than that to see two flies fuck." I've heard it a thousand times.
Mel and his wife adopted a Russian child and I was very proud of them for doing that.
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Another couple we know adopted a Russian child. She told a friend that when the kid was 12 or so they would take her back. The friend freaked and vinously explained the strong bond the child would have developed by then. The parent then explained that they were going to take her back to show her where she came from - not to abandon her.
I found that hilarious.
Bravo!
10K BOXES
Cutaneous fibromas (also known as deer warts) are common neoplasms occurring in wild and domestic deer.
Fish Swirl
I like that.
Do rich people still drive around eating mustard?
My wife said that she was worried about germs on money and that's why she spends it so quickly - to keep from getting sick.
HUMAN BEHAVIOR
Have any of you ever seen anything like that?
Men do shit like that constantly.
His three watches explained:
According to Aldrin, he always wears three. Two of the watches – NASA-issued Omega Speedmasters – have been on the Moon, while the other has stayed on the ground like a loser. “See, you need an odd number (of watches) in case there is a discrepancy so you can sort out which one is what,”
I often said that many parents forget that they are not only bigger than their children but also smarter. I used to have trouble getting my daughter out of bed so one time I took a glass of ice water to their bed, dipped in a finger, and dripped it on her face. Of course, she woke up but after that, all I had to do was shake a glass with ice in it to rouse her instantly.
How do they get the wood out? Seriously, I wonder about such things.
Years ago there was criticism of the government for spending millions to study the sex life of the tsetse fly. They studied it to eradicate it.
Looks Like Meat’s Back on the Menu, Boys
You've heard of the feather that broke the camel's back?
The guy was known for drinking delicious wine. - True.
Logic need not apply.
7 comments:
C3: you might want to rewrite the order of the words. The way it's written, it sounds like you might be a Catholic priest.
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You can tilt the shipping container.
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1693008674598404331
D7 it is not their problem. I've unloaded similar containers. -Armando
And if you are receiving that material in a container, how do you unload it without your special fork attachment? -Armando
"Anonymous8/21/2023
And if you are receiving that material in a container, how do you unload it without your special fork attachment? -Armando".
You don't order it shipped that way. You pay the extra money to have it palletized.
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