FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Even a healthy young person will die after enduring six hours of 35-degree Celsius (95 Fahrenheit) warmth when coupled with 100 percent humidity, but new research shows that the threshold could be significantly lower.
Rich People
He doesn't believe a word of what he claimed. Not. One. Word.
The horror that some children have to bear when Russia bombs their hometown Zaporizhzhia.
If Hunter broke the law then lock him up. That's the American way.
I am toying with the idea of getting my own personal Jesus.
Name me ONE thing that has yet to be made into Hello Kitty merchandise.
FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY
And...
*The chair incident is old news by now.
I like those.
Learning English
-listen very carefully-
Me, age 7: I can't wait to be an adult and have a room full of tools to make anything I want.
Me, age 76: Oh, hell yeah.
Male birth control is easy. Just hold a fish in your profile photo.
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
They aren't called retrievers for nothing.
There are two types of mothers:
Type 1...
Art installation?
Garbage Patch
"This week we had our largest ever extraction from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch: 11,353 kg of plastic out of the ocean for good." (Aug 2023)
Truck Righting
Ball Lightning...maybe
The consensus in the comments had it as fake but I don't know either way.
Images that remind me of something
I hooked my grill up to natural gas with a quick disconnect fitting. It worked perfectly.
There is a law that the river running through my city can not have any piers or docks but an engineer friend of mine who lives on the river woke up one morning and found that a huge tree had washed down the river and was resting on his property. It was about as large as the one in the picture above. He hauled it up on his property and built a fulcrum and strapped the end down to a gigantic concrete anchor embedded in the ground. On the 20' section stuck out over the water, he built a platform.
When I lived in married student housing at the university, a car lost control and took out the corner of the end apartment right where my friend had his desk. Within minutes cops and firemen swarmed the site. Then my friend told me that the desk had a tin box full of weed and several one hundred dollar bills. All of us neighbors wandered around and found all of the money and his box of dope.
Another dream that my wife thought I should share with you fine people.
I met up with one of my beautiful female principals at a Mexican fair and ended up fisting her under the bleachers. When we were finished we walked out and my friend Rupert asked if we were making a porn film because a security camera view of us was on every TV screen at the fair.
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And it's a perfect segue.
Being in a relationship is solving problems together - problems you wouldn't have if you were single.
You don't let your dog on the furniture? I'd let my dog borrow my car if he needed it.
NAUGHTY BITS
Daddy Long Dong
Brazilian wandering Spider. It does NOT give you a permanent erection, but it can give you one that lasts long enough to wreck your dick. Considering the other symptoms, that will be the least of your worries.
I knew a young woman who had a fuck buddy.
I admired her for that.
This took me much too long...
2 comments:
Puzzle Time
Warehouse as in werewolf joke.
Puzzle Time: I think that must be a warehouse ('were-house' - because it changes at the full moon).
Robin.
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