SUNDAY #5359

 One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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When politics becomes who you are.

- I found this very interesting -

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Lady Chablis

I've shared several lunches with her. Very funny yet gentle person.

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Have you ever eaten an edible and then waited and waited for the server to bring your food only to realize that you never left your house?

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Believe it or not, almost everything is not butter.

FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY

There are people who consider a wave not a small friendly greeting but rather a command that you respond to them and they don't like it. It's like: 

"You are rude for not returning my greeting."

"I didn't start this, you did. Deal with it."

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*The older I get the more often I get the feeling that I have posted things before - like that one. If it's a repost please know I don't do it intentionally.

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I bet he's one of those non-wavers.

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Well, I guess we're all entitled to our opinions no matter how asinine they are.

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A Condom Story

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Meat's back on the menu, boys...

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"It was the brats of times it was the wursts of times..."

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Pressure Washing Misuse

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Talking Gas Pump

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Trial Spoof

-Listen carefully-

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Being Old In A Nutshell

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My doctor told me I’ve been using Q-tips incorrectly. At least I think that’s what she told me because I couldn’t really hear her that well.

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I feel a little guilty about looking for a new laptop on my laptop.

SOMEWHAT EDUCATIONAL

So, everything is already cooked and all you do by putting it in the mailbox is melt the cheese.

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Are those trees, bushes, or some other type of flora of which I am unaware?

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My brother and I planned a trip in his bass boat from the Tennessee River in the extreme northeast of Alabama over to the Tombigbee River all the way down to Mobile. Then 911 happened and they more or less locked down the locks in the TVA...or so we were told.

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F-16 Takes Out Helicopters

*OSIT

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Squirrel Info

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Speaking of...

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Fair Ride Collapse With Sound

Not me.

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I may be the only person on the planet who didn't know this, but one of the World Cup games that I recorded went into overtime, and at the end of the scheduled time my recording stopped. So after that, I also recorded the next show on the schedule and IT WORKED with the very next overtime!

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There’s no real way to look tough trying to fight a swarm of bees away.

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The approval process for adding someone to a group chat should be harder than getting a passport.

ODD THINGS INDEED

Or Goddess.

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I found the factory...

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????

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Is that what I think it is?

Here's a hint...

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Hey man, be careful taking a nap. One of my buddies had a dream where he was getting chased around.

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*Viewer Contribution

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Any minute now the cactuses are just going to start walking around and we’re all going to be like how did we not see this coming.

HUMAN ODDITIES

Boy, that looks expensive.

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Might as well, I guess.

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Asians.

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I have no idea what that means but I like her "come hither" expression.

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Did anybody else see the face in the clouds?

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I almost missed it.

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Homo Sapiens

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Back Tattoo

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Surfer Oddity

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Pianist in Restaurant

When I owned a bar in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, my wife took a job in an upscale restaurant. One night the owner of the restaurant was in a panic because his pianist couldn't work that night so he talked my wife into playing the piano for the guests. She was a classically trained pianist so she played a lot of Chopin. The diners ridiculed her mercilessly. One stomped up to the piano and very loaded offered her $100 to NOT play that music again.

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To hell with walking the walk, you don't even talk the talk.

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*My wife used to try that when she drank.

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