THURSDAY #5349

 One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

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A kind person once told me about the immense pleasure he got from listening to people passionately talk about their hobbies, and it's one of the nicest things I've heard.

I also like to hear people talk about their jobs. I ask many questions but my first is always "What's the hardest part of your job?"

One guy asked me what the hardest part of painting murals was and I told him it was selling it to the funding source. And my favorite part was photographing it when it was finished.

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Balderdash!

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SOURCE

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NOTE: This is a perfect example of Food For Thought. I have no way of proving or disproving any of this but I liked thinking about it.

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Men, you are over 40. You can stop picking around with your hair now.

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I always knew when I was going to get lucky when the batteries in my wife's vibrator died.

AIN'T NATURE GRAND

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That motherfucker bit him on the head!

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It DOES look like a costume!

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A bobcat crossing the river over thin ice. Hears cracking sounds and decides to jump

I think it had fallen through the ice before.

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I've never seen anything like that in my whole life.

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I assume that 4' includes the tail.

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Leaf Gecko 

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150 million-year-old dinosaur footprints in France.

I will never not be in awe of such things.

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Mercury Pool

When I was young we would break thermometers and rub the mercury on various coins to make them shiny. My mother only said, "Don't get it in your eyes."

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The UPS driver asked if he could take a picture of what was in my wife's package. I asked why he would need such a thing. He said the guys down at the depot have a $20 pool going and he had a dildo.

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It’s wild that your car has balloons but you only get to play with them if something bad happens.

A HUMAN MENAGERIE

Yeah, the picnic table is cool, but that thing has a 225hp motor!

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There's nothing sadder than a butt-ugly man offering his opinions on beautiful women.

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I always instructed novice shooters to hold it with all their strength and that they could always loosen up later.

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"Let's do the zipline - what could possibly go wrong?"

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I'm betting that is not his first flood.

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🎶Oh, he never returned, no, he never returned 

and his fate is still unknown...🎶

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College Grad and Parents

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Japanese demonstrating "Shuudan Koudou"

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World Cup Quote

“She fucking jumped into me, you twat.”

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You have one fire drill in the middle of the night and they never let you hear the end of it.

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A guy about to invent alarm clocks: I wish waking up early was worse.

MAN THE MAKER/FIXER OF THINGS

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Jeep/VW

Yeah, try that in the mud.

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Street Food

And...

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Stucco Pro

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Landing Gear

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And...

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And...

His nose gear wouldn't lower.

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Brick Pattern

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