One Of My Very Own
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ON CURRENT EVENTS
Haters will not win. We have come too far to go back now.
WARNING: This is very intense.
Bodycam Footage Shows Gunman Firing on Fargo Police Officers
Maybe 1950s Jello dishes were actually a sublimated expression of female rage.
We thought our ability to love made us human, but it turns out it was our ability to select each image containing a boat.
OBJECTS YOU DON'T
SEE EVERY DAY
It seems like it would distract drivers.
If anyone is looking for a novelty gift for someone you only sort of like...
Uh...no.
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ART AND THE ARTY
NATURE'S ODDITIES
When caught in an ambush your only option is to attack.
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Life is just choosing your Subway sandwich when you are 9 and ordering the same one until you die.
You know that feeling when your wife says, "Listen to this" and it's a song telling you about how you ain't.
DISCUSSABLES
"I Drove Over 100 Miles With All Of My Keys Sitting Right Here. Karma Was Definitely On My Side."
Not to nitpick, but how did he drive anywhere without his keys?
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A television news reporter asked me what the hardest part of my job was and I told him that each mural was trying very hard to make me look stupid and I had to work very hard not to let it win.
It's the thought that counts.
It looks like the swing is in jail.
For years the PE teacher at my school forbade the installation of swings because they were too dangerous. He was concerned that children would walk behind another swinging child and get clobbered. My argument in favor of swings was that they teach children how to be careful around moving objects in a way that produces minimum damage.
A guy said he got this with his change...
"For A Month, I Thought I Lost My Wedding Ring On A cross-country road Trip. I Gave Up Ever Seeing It Again When We Realized It Was Under My Husband's Deodorant."
And on the same day, I found this - the guy's wedding ring was lodged in the top hole.
I used to misplace tools in my studio all the time. I wasted a lot of time looking for things that were in the wrong place. All of that changed when I organized my studio for an interview by an NBC News crew. And once I got it highly organized I never went back to my sloppy ways.
How core memories are formed...
Help me understand something. It seems that health insurance companies would want to provide all medications for their clients to keep them healthy and reduce the insurance company's liability - an ounce of prevention as it were. Also, it behooves them to keep their policyholders alive to maintain the cash flow.
I live by trial and error but mostly error - a shit ton of error.
Thank God the internet didn't exist when I was growing up.
PEOPLE DOING THINGS
I CAN'T OR WON'T DO
So many women spend an inordinate amount of time on their hair.
Meanwhile, men are like...
In all fairness, many men are absolutely obsessed with eliminating baldness.
"Hey bro, can you call me and tell me something happened so I could get out of this bad date I'm on?"
"Dude, I can even do you better."
*MNBT
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Think legal charges.
16 comments:
Puzzle time: RICO LAW
BTW - yougins won't get that puzzle. That commercial predates cable TV.
Bubba
C12: The oddity you are looking for is the worms.
Easiest one to see is the empty space in bottom left.
C14: Unfortunately, the guy mis-measured by 1/2 "
Look at the bottom of the board he coped.
Bubba
C14 - It would bother me that the straight edge of the top piece doesn't (at present) align with the straight edge of the lower piece, though I suppose we could be seeing this before that is planed level.
Robin.
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IF he eats another brown one, it will be similar to the "Piper Perri surrounded" meme that you post regularly
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The police killing that poor man counts as police violence according to that site you posted the other day.
Even funnier was the press briefing on this Fargo shooting, with the woke press asking if it was really necessary to shoot the poor man so many times. I mean fucking really, they care more about the POSS syrian political asylee than the civilian and police officers he shot.
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Why are the securing bolts sticking out the top?
Probably for easy visual inspection of the nuts.
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Talk about moving the goalposts...
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Maybe it's one of those keys you don't need to physically insert as it's proximity based.
Or his car keys are not part of that key bundle. That could be his business keys.
Tip:
Don't have a heavy bundle of keys attached to your car key, the weight wears out the ignition barrel.
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Don't you see the maggots?
The two empty places each has one maggot. Bottom right place has several maggots in the top left corner.
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Corvo Island, the Azores.
re your final quote-no reference shown;
Of course your quote is from a conservative black thinker, Thomas Sowelll viz.
,“It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.” ― Thomas Sowell
Here is another of his quotes;
If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today. Thomas Sowell
C16: Insurers AND the Drug companies make both, EXTREMELY expensive so that any losses (Deaths) have been WELL covered.
Dear Burgervan,
I'm still confused. Let's suppose a 40-year-old man needs blood pressure meds that will, on average, prolong his life by ten years. Surely the premiums he would pay during those ten years would exceed the cost of the meds.
RH
They appear to be U bolts attaching the cable to the wood plank
C1: I never keep my car key with the rest of my keys.
It makes it easy to hand someone my car key to loan them the the car or truck. I also don't risk duplication of keys by handing someone all of my keys.
And if you look closely, this guy lives in Alaska. Up here we just keep the key in the ignition or sitting above the visor. No need to tote that baby around in our pocket.
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