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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, September 16, 2023

SATURDAY #5379

Iṉṟu oruvarai cirikka vaikkavum.

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One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


Many times I give the people in the drive-thru windows pennies so I can take home more quarters and most of the time it totally baffles them.

^^A1^^

My betting window is open. I will take any and all bets if you think he will testify.

^^A3^^

This is an awful idea. If we open that door then reasons will be found for various states to bar candidates from both parties. This is a matter for the federal government, NOT each state!

Am I the only one who thinks that sounds very much like a call to arms?

^^A4^^

^^A5^^

I'm going to guess that is due to increased activity on that day - the birthday trip to Aspen, a roll in the hay with the missus, etc.

^^A6^^

It would take you roughly 30 years to count to 1 billion.

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A quest Is a trip to accomplish a task. 

An adventure is a trip without a destination. 

A journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.


FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


A couple of costumes...

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^^B3^^

^^B4^^

A couple of books you may have missed...

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^^B 5-6^^

The most human thing I've ever heard of them doing.

^^B7^^

^^B8^^

^^B9^^

^^B10^^

Adulthood is just paying bills and being attacked by the foods you like.

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It seems that the "Guns don't kill people" people sure seem to think a book can turn you gay.


OBJECTS OF INTEREST


*OSIT

^^C1^^

That's tool use.

^^C2^^

????

^^C3^^

*MNBT

^^C4^^

I don't know exactly what that is but imagine a life preserver that will not only keep you afloat but also keep you warm in cold water.

^^C5^^

Rainbow Machine

^^C6^^

I posted this a while back and still don't know what it is. 

^^C7^^

Living in a college town you see cars like Lexus' with a delivery sign on top. I always thought it was kids whose daddy paid for college but they needed weed money.

^^C8^^

An understandable error.

^^C9^^

I would say that was just another of a long list of reasons not to pee off a bridge.

^^C10^^

It probably behooves him to get in the air as soon as possible so he doesn't become a meal.

^^C11^^

There are forces afoot that I don't understand.

^^C12^^

^^C13^^

^^C14^^

^^C15^^

Pink Dolphin

^^C16^^

Speaking of...

PS: I just read that elephants name each other.

^^C17^^

The day the casino gets a Scrabble table is the day I'll start gambling.

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A new study proves that men who are always angry have tiny penises.


EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED


^^D1^^

Actually, they were warned to expect that.

^^D2^^

Looks like a mother turning on her misbehaving kid in a grocery store to have a come to Jesus talk.

^^D3^^

^^D4^^

*MNBT

^^D5^^

^^D6^^

I think it's all in the technique.

^^D7^^

Car Rescue

????

^^D8^^

It was stated that it was a crematory but I've been lied to before.

^^D9^^

It is said that everyone is fighting battles you don't know about. Not my wife. She complains very loudly about her battles. Everybody knows about them.

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If a woman asks if she looks fat it's not enough to say "no". You have to act very surprised by the question. Jump backward if necessary.


HUMAN BEHAVIOR


My friend Dave joined the Navy during the Vietnam War. During his time on his ship, he taught himself calligraphy, sign painting, and face sketching - skills he never forgot. He and I shared a disdain for wasting time.

^^E1^^


Could that possibly increase efficiency?

^^E2^^

^^E3^^

I have a question about this.

Is there a response they could have made to stop their slide?

^^E4^^

Can you imagine being able to look at that beautiful creature every single day? And the horse isn't bad either.

^^E5^^

^^E6^^

It would be my luck to land on a stump.

^^E7^^

????

^^E8^^

As I understand it, she teaches people how to use that gadget.

^^E9^^

One of my favorite movies.

^^E10^^


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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle Time:
Can we "Ducklare" our independence from groan-inducing puns?

- MacGyver

Anonymous said...

^^C3^^
Munich, Germany
A model of a giant Porsche stands on Wittelsbacherplatz in the city centre. The square will be used for the IAA Mobility exhibition in the Bavarian capital

https://www.iaa-mobility.com/en

Anonymous said...

^^C6^^
Banned i red states.

Anonymous said...

^^C7^^
Spatholobus suberectus, a vigorous climbing plant with stems that can be 15 meters long. Watch it being cut. Distributed in Guangdong, Fujian, Yunnan, Guangxi provinces and other neighboring provinces of China and Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos, and Myanmar.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0378874123003689

Anonymous said...

^^C14^^
And people think that there would be many collisions of stars etc but due to the vastness of space they would mostly miss each other.

Anonymous said...

A6 - Another possible reason is that people do hang on for one more birthday, one more Christmas, or one more New Year, before they allow themselves to die.

Anonymous said...

D5 - This is obviously an Orc-hestra

Anonymous said...

^^A4^^ The Constitution stipulates that the States are responsible for running their elections, including all federal elections. That's one reason why there are primaries.

^^E2^^ It's a way to increase your employment numbers. Everybody gets a job.

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