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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, September 17, 2023

SUNDAY #5380

Mutalil uṉṉil apu celuttu.

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 One Of My Very Own

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


But all the matrixes have changed. My first house cost twice my annual salary. I put myself through college with just a small GI Bill check and a part-time job. Try that today.

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Don't fall for that kind of bullshit. Every kind of energy generation has downsides.

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As I understand it, college loans from the bank are guaranteed by the government so the bank can't lose the money. So, why aren't the interest rates rock bottom?

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As far as I can tell, hell is full of priests.

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There are lots of other examples of editing, scribal errors, mistranslations, interpolations, and redactions. That’s not a problem for liberal Christian folk who recognize the bible isn’t perfect and mostly ignore the parts they don’t like. But it’s a big problem for those extremists who claim the bible is perfect and inerrant. Most of those people haven’t read it or studied anything about it. They just treat it like a software license, and mentally click “agree”. 

*More Verification Requested

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It's time for both parties to pass the baton to the next generation of leaders.

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I think my wife will sign up for that.

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I think Hillary Clinton ought to sell signed Trump mugshots and donate the money to Planned Parenthood.

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To know for sure if you are a cultist, ask yourself if you would want Obama arrested for doing the exact same things Trump did.

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Everyone is criticizing Lauren Boebert for giving an over-the-pants handjob in a theater, but honestly, she deserves credit for being a Republican legislator who hooks up LIKE a teenager instead of WITH a teenager.

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You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, "Are we about to kiss?"


OBJECTS OF INTEREST


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Think of the thrust that is required.

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That thing has a bedroom for napping during long hauls.

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Wow.

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Why does bouncing make it unstuck?

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*OSIT

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Don't you hate it when people use words early in the morning?

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Life can be pretty cool because you can get a hug from a child but there's also the horrors.


HUMAN BEHAVIOR


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Another successful failure.

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My nephew locked in a lifetime rate with his cell phone company in the 90s and the last I heard he's still using it.

^^C4^^

China is murdering endangered porpoises because steaming food in its bladder became a TikTok trend.

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There is still a lot about that that I don't understand.

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Anasaphilia...

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I don't mean to body shame the guy, but with a chin like that he really should grow a full beard.

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I'm talking out of school, but that looks like a disciplinary measure for something he fucked up...like leaving a chain on the flight deck.

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"Don't bite the hand that feeds you" illustrated...

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Plane Mishap

*I left that an MP4 just so you could hear the kid's reaction.

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When people give me directions and add, "You can't miss it" I know they have no idea what I'm capable of.

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I've been banned from posting any more videos on Pornhub.



I bet that is the favorite part of his job.

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You may think that fireworks cause the most burns.
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And we've seen a whole lot of accidents in bars and restaurants...

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Or maybe the most burns occur in steel mills...

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And here's a major incident in which the workers just don't seem to respond with enough urgency.

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But I think most burns are caused by the misuse of this device.

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Remember these idiots?

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

B10: was this supposed to be in puzzle time? Are we supposed to fill in the blank for the element with eight electrons?

billr said...

^^A4^^ No, they've got a Get Out of Jail Card called confession. All they have to do is say an oopsie to another priest before they die and poof, off to heaven they go. I think that's called having your cake and eating it too.

^^A5^^ And then there's the joke punchline where the medieval scribe yells out, "Oh, Hey! It says cele-Brate!"

^^B2^^ First timeI read this I saw "think of the trust that is required." That works too.

^^B10^^ Where's the O at 8 o'clock?

Jon said...

B-7 I don't know the physics but I can tell you that when coming back from a day of skiing my hippie van got stuck on a icy incline. I got 4 or 5 guys out of the van to get on the back bumper and bounce. The studded snow tires dug in and we blew past about a 50 stuck vehicles getting over that hill
Jon

Anonymous said...

rofl that golf cart stuff reminds me of this girl in church i crashed my golf cart but we girls are bad at driving!

Anonymous said...

B10: a great idea like that just kinda sucks all the oxygen out of the room...
RetRsvMike

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