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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, September 14, 2023

THURSDAY #5377

Pātukāppāka iruṅkaḷ maṟṟum ārōkkiyamāka iruṅkaḷ

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One Of My Very Own

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Imagine if people still took last names 

from their trades like Carpenter, Fisher, Smith, etc. 

I would be Ralph Blogger.

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Sword swallowers actually swallow the sheath first.


FOOD FOR THOUGHT


That's what I call going to Goofyland.

^^A1^^

One of my "All-too-true" banners.

^^A2^^

I certainly am.

This clip bugged the shit out of me until one of you Gentle Readers explained it.

I missed the stream of water or gas spewing out of the hole.

Now here's another I don't get.

^^A3^^

^^A4^^

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Inventor of Musicals: "What if we ruined a movie every 15 minutes?"

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Nothing quite says Beach Vacation like the term Breakfast Margarita.


OBJECTS OF INTEREST


I wonder how long the batteries last.

^^B1^^

^^B2^^

Painting of a bear in Chauvet-Pont d'Arc Cave 

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That artist and I would have a lot in common - if it's a man.

^^B3^^

If I ever have time to get back into painting I will paint dark also.

^^B4^^

He expends as little energy as possible while calculating his most efficient attack.

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Speaking of...

A saltwater male crocodile- 7 m long and 1000kg ( weight )

And...

^^B 5-7^^

It took me a while to figure out the flash was frozen mid-frame.

^^B8^^

Baby cradled in mother’s arm is the oldest infant burial in the Netherlands

^^B9^^

"You will regret that when you get old."

No, Karen, YOU would regret it, so stop laying that shit on the rest of us.

^^B10^^

When I first entered a bar, I used to yell "You cheating whore" and the first lady to turn around was the one I bought drinks for.

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I'm glad they canceled the offensive Looney Tunes character Pepe Le Pew. Now my grandson is safe and can get back to playing Grand Theft Auto where he just set a hooker on fire so he didn't have to pay her.


HUMAN ACTIVITY


I would have thought the wrench would've broken.

^^C1^^

^^C2^^

It's called a "trust fall" not a "trust catch".

^^C3^^

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^^C5^^

Lochlan Howard, 6 times World Irish Dance Champion.

^^C7^^

Fishing

Did they electrocute them?

^^C8^^

Landing Plane

I would think a computer could do that better.

^^C9^^

Aerial Refueling

That and AWACS have revolutionized air warfare.

^^C10^^

Buried Cheetos

I haven't a clue. That came to me with no information.

^^C11^^

Roommates Dancing

And that sends some people into hissy fits. But I assure you, that says a whole lot more about the hissy fitters than it does them.

^^C12^^

Stomach Punches

^^C13^^

At what age did you realize that talking doesn't scare the fish away, Dad just wanted you to shut the fuck up?

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Dollar Tree doesn't even play music and most of the time it's silent as hell in there until, of course, the cashier is upfront fighting for their life.


FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY


^^D1^^

This man is going to attempt to stomp all those cans in record time. Do you think he will succeed?

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No.

^^D2^^

^^D3^^

He would own every cigarette in the joint within a month.

^^D4^^

^^D5^^

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Angry Wife

-Listen carefully-

^^D7^^

Dad's New Girlfriend

^^D8^^

Mint Commercial

^^D9^^

Park Prank

I found that very funny.

^^D10^^

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Who do you see?

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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somewhere between a2 and A3.
It's the one where the guy is drilling the hole in the wall with the drill.

One thing no one noticed back when you posted it the first time, or at least didn't mentioned, is that the guy with the drill closed his eyes with anticipation way before the stream even came out of the wall.

I proposed that this was fake. And that's why the camera was there.

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: Bean Franklin

Anonymous said...

C8: no, they did not electrocute them. They stun them with electricity so they could get a species count.
The fish and wildlife department will do that from time to time to measure the health of a lake, pond or river.
They let them go when they're finished.
Some of the fish may get tagged.

MIKE HARRIS said...

A1; Ralph Blogger? No, Ralph Democrat...

Anonymous said...

Good morning.
[A3]: I think it's satirizing that Peter Pan, who can litterally fly, would be out of place on a commercial airline flight.

[B10]: I'm no Karen, but I suspect I would regret the very first touch of that cautery pen. General anesthesia, anyone? Being branded must be exponentially more painful than tattooing, and for weeks afterwards.

[Puzzle Time]: "Bean Franklin" is weird.

Keep being weird, Sir.

- MacGyver

Burgervan said...

PUZZLE TIME: BEAN FRANKLIN.

Wrekreation said...

https://nerdist.com/article/concrete-tomb-for-flamin-hot-cheetos-to-preserve-for-future-time-capsule/

Flaming Hot Cheetos Tomb story.

Anonymous said...

^^C5^^ Why is the guy in the car wearing a mask?

Anonymous said...

B2 - I'd still hit that

Anonymous said...

^^B1^^
All the ones I know are gas powered, hard to tell from the gif.

Anonymous said...

^^B6^^
That's 23ft and 2205lbs in freedom units

Spam4phil said...

Biden said not all Republicans are insane. OK Republican pundits react. Predictable.

Trump said there were a few good people among the Proud Boys (or some group, I forget who) and he is excoriated for it. ALL the media pounces and takes it out of context, clipping the audio and skewing the story.
Unfortunately, also predictable.

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