One Of My Very Own
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NOTE: I have been contacted by Simon & Schuster about publishing a book of OOMVOs. The money is unbelievable but I don't know if I want to go through the hassle.
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A viewer contribution that is pure fucking gold.
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PART ONE
I must admit that I am more than a little bit curious.
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A helpful viewer informed me that these things are modern automobiles and wondered when I would place my order. I think this is an excellent time for you Gentle Readers to start a GoFundMe account.
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That doesn't look all that funny to me.
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The look on her face.
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I'M WALKIN' HERE!
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The look of quiet resignation.
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Remember this classic?
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She should suck his dick right then and there.
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What a strange beach. I've seen beaches with pebbles before but not that large.
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There is nothing, and I repeat, NOTHING I would stand in that line for.
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Think OOMVOs.
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That might be walking distance from someone's home.
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Oh Deer
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Lift Stage
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We Will
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11 comments:
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Two different trees in foreground and background appearing to be a single tree maybe.
Great news about your prospective book deal Ralph. Perhaps you could call your book 'April Fool's Gold'.
Best Regards,
Robin.
Thanks for the 45 video even though I spewed coffee on my laptop. I've watched it several times and can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!
Towanda
Puzzle. Time: bucket list
C2: that is dwarf mistletoe. Very rare on that type of tree, but that is exactly what it is.
^^A7^^ I'm guessing drugs and/or alcohol were involved. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c51j64lk2l8o
Awesome stuff, imaging being locked up for insulting someone.
Dear Eric,
What about calling for the extermination of a certain race of people. Should that be allowed?
RH
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I assume she would pass because that was fake.
Dear C3 Anon,
How do you know that?
RH
Ralph Henry said...
Dear Eric,
What about calling for the extermination of a certain race of people. Should that be allowed?
RH
No, same applies to religion, sex, orientation etc etc
This law is absurd though, a mere insult could land a person in jail, 1984.
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