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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, April 1, 2024

MONDAY #5577

 One Of My Very Own

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NOTE: I have been contacted by Simon & Schuster about publishing a book of OOMVOs. The money is unbelievable but I don't know if I want to go through the hassle.
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A viewer contribution that is pure fucking gold.

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PART ONE


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I must admit that I am more than a little bit curious.

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A helpful viewer informed me that these things are modern automobiles and wondered when I would place my order. I think this is an excellent time for you Gentle Readers to start a GoFundMe account.

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That doesn't look all that funny to me.

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PART TWO


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The look on her face.

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I'M WALKIN' HERE!

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The look of quiet resignation.

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Remember this classic?

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PART THREE


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She should suck his dick right then and there.

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What a strange beach. I've seen beaches with pebbles before but not that large.

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There is nothing, and I repeat, NOTHING I would stand in that line for.

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Think OOMVOs.

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That might be walking distance from someone's home.

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Oh Deer

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Lift Stage

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We Will

- sound on -

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

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^^C2^^

Two different trees in foreground and background appearing to be a single tree maybe.

Anonymous said...

Great news about your prospective book deal Ralph. Perhaps you could call your book 'April Fool's Gold'.

Best Regards,

Robin.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the 45 video even though I spewed coffee on my laptop. I've watched it several times and can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!
Towanda

Anonymous said...

Puzzle. Time: bucket list

Anonymous said...

C2: that is dwarf mistletoe. Very rare on that type of tree, but that is exactly what it is.

Anonymous said...

^^A7^^ I'm guessing drugs and/or alcohol were involved. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Eric Smitt said...

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c51j64lk2l8o

Awesome stuff, imaging being locked up for insulting someone.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Eric,
What about calling for the extermination of a certain race of people. Should that be allowed?
RH

Anonymous said...

C3
I assume she would pass because that was fake.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear C3 Anon,
How do you know that?
RH

Eric Smitt said...

Ralph Henry said...
Dear Eric,
What about calling for the extermination of a certain race of people. Should that be allowed?
RH

No, same applies to religion, sex, orientation etc etc

This law is absurd though, a mere insult could land a person in jail, 1984.

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