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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, April 22, 2024

MONDAY #5598

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE


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This is one classy lady.

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This is how I picture hell...

Heaven on the other hand...

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While on the beach you can anchor those tents down by digging a hole, putting a sand-filled grocery bag in the hole, tie your ropes to the handles.

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PART TWO


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I was once so drunk I had to sit on the stairs and lift myself one step at a time.

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Anybody?

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Still do that.

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What a great hobby!

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PART THREE


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Gym

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Telescope

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

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The fact that universities deny him entry is alarming. Yet the rapist on the football field they will shield and cover up for.

Anonymous said...

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???

Anonymous said...

Anybody?
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China, most likely on their way to the scrapyard or recycling plant.

Anonymous said...

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It annoys me that you guys call everything a cup.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear B6 Anon,
You do realize that all language is just made up, right?
RH

Anonymous said...

B8-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-_GDveft8

Anonymous said...

Dear B6 Anon,
You do realize that all language is just made up, right?
RH

Not really, languages evolved over thousands of years (and continuing), people did not sit down and make it up. A language like Esperanto though was made up or constructed.

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Language Guy,
You say evolved, I say made up. Same thing. Somebody had to be the first one to say "you" instead of "thou" and it caught on. You say it evolved, I say he just made it up. The English say lift. I say elevator. Why? Because two guys just made up a word for it in each country. What's evolutionary about that?
RH

Anonymous said...

Dear Language Guy,
You say evolved, I say made up. Same thing. Somebody had to be the first one to say "you" instead of "thou" and it caught on. You say it evolved, I say he just made it up. The English say lift. I say elevator. Why? Because two guys just made up a word for it in each country. What's evolutionary about that?
RH

Two guys did not make up lift and elevator in the two countries, those words have their origins in old norse and latin. Anyway, if you say all made up and evolved is the same thing then so be it.

Anonymous said...

What was the answer to the puzzle?

Ralph Henry said...

Dear Puzzler,
I don't know.
RH

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