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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, August 19, 2024

MONDAY #5717

 One Of My Very Own

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PART ONE

I haven't raised my rent in 27 years.

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Sandstorm in Egypt

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A while back I wondered how the fish released as soon as they were behind the fishermen and one of you nice people explained it to me - but I forgot. Would you explain again, please?

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I saw that very sign out west during one of our travels.

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I have stayed up many a night nursing a whole hog to culinary perfection.

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PART TWO

A parent stopped me in a store and told me that I taught her son and he said I was his favorite teacher ever. I asked how he was and she gushed, "Oh, I'm so proud of him. He's got Bible verses tattooed all over his body." I just stood there waiting for the punchline. There was none.

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All parents have done that. My oldest once had diarrhea in her onesie and I just took her outside and hosed her off. True.

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PART THREE

Do any fishermen out there want to explain that to me?

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A star is born.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

They use a barbless L-shaped hook, requires practice though.

Here's a link detailing the "Ippon zuri" method, https://www.topview.ai/blog/detail/ippon-zuri-fishing-method-shorts-viral-facts

Anonymous said...

Do any fishermen out there want to explain that to me?
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Poor man's tuna tower.
https://www.marlinmag.com/tuna-towers-offshore-fishing-boats/

Anonymous said...

C1 - sighting fish. Here in the dirty south they set up boats with risers to see fish that may be feeding or finning.

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