IT'S ALMOST JESUS' BIRTHDAY, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...
FOOTBALL!!!!
"Where's my camera?"
Many people decorate their homes...
...and other things...
With the increase in home break-ins, I decided to place a duel-use wreath on my door...
I don't do trees...
I use a stepladder...
The instructions on the lights were rather humorous...
( IMMORAL?!?!?! )
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AND SANTA!
This is suppose to be how it is...
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AND SANTA!
This is suppose to be how it is...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
This just ain't right, ya'll...
More than anything, Christmas is about children...even the ones who make mistakes.
But children aren't the only ones to make mistakes this time of year...
AND THEN THERE'S SNOW...
I like one (1) day of snow a year. I have never had snow on Christmas.
I find it amazing that people live in places like this on purpose...
I don't do snow sculpture, but this one seems to have a definite political overtone....WAKE UP AMERICA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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TOYS
Toys make the day wonderful...no matter how old you are.
Check out this doll to love and cherish...
Toys can be educational, too...
The Cher Makeup Center recipients need not know about reality..
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When I was growing up, the greatest Christmas gift a boy could get was a BB Gun.
TRUE: Of course, I was the one kid who got shot in the eye, just like we were warned a million times not to do. I have asked thousands, tens of thousands of people all over the world and not one of them had been shot in the eye with a BB gun or knew anyone who had been shot in the eye.
I was cute back then. That's probably why I got laid before any of my peers. She was kind of fat though, for a fifth grade teacher.
Interestingly, the BB knocked an additional pupil in my iris. I've never met anyone else who had three pupils either. And that's TRUE, too.
Just thought you'd like to know that.
(for that last image you should have seen me staring into the computers camera...with flash....jeeeeeez)
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BREAKING NEWS
Pat Robertson, yes that one, has come out in favor of the legalization of marijuana.
So, there!
BREAKING NEWS
Pat Robertson, yes that one, has come out in favor of the legalization of marijuana.
So, there!
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And if you are going to party this holiday season, here's an excellent user's guide...
(did you notice "Drunk" has one shoe on, one off?)A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU...
A PAINTED WOMAN!!!
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1 comment:
my sweet little bb eye boo boo-I love you!
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