MAN'S BEST FRIEND

This is Leao. This photo was taken on the second consecutive day that she sat next to the grave of her owner, a victim of the landslide in Brazil.

Now to ruin it all...

This illustrates a new verb.

This dog is being Plutoed.

That dog would die to protect that kid.

Let's see your cat do that.

Do you see a dog in this sign?

An unretouched photo.

Look at this, then go back and look at that sign.

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A young friend of mine wrote this poem:


"Ode to Discourse"
Verbosity? Atrocity!

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GOOD IDEA

I do this sort of thing all the time.

It's not so important that the gate is locked;

only that it looks locked.

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BAD IDEA

Disaster in 5....4....3....

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My wife's grandmother died.

Sad time at my house.
This is the woman who taught me the word "spasmatically"; as in "I hired him to paint the porch, but he only showed up spasmatically."
I'll remember her always for that.

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My Green Bay Packers are one game away from going to the Super Bowl.
HELL YEAH!!!

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FUN WITH LANGUAGE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The stupidity of mankind never ceases to amaze me...

Ladies and Gentlemen, the new zodiac...

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TODAY'S DUMBEST TATTOO

TODAY'S CLEVEREST TATTOO

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WOMEN

If looks could...well...you know....

Ummmmmmmm....

This is a magazine ad for a zit medicine...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

I was told this woman is her voice.

Is it true?

"Will ya'll hold the riot, boys, I've got to pee."

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DAILY CARTOONS

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T-SHIRT OF THE DAY

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TRUE PATENT (I READ IT MYSELF)

(Yes, that's right...he patented a fucking stick!)

One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,

BUT PROBABLY AREN'T...

It's my guess that this woman has just been fucked,

and fucked well.

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