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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

STUFF I CARE ABOUT


This is my young friend and his sisters. 
He is in the Marines. 

He is in Afghanistan now. I think of him often.
He's the one who sent us the care package list (5/17/11 post). I've sent mine...have you?
I taught he and his two sisters for six years each. They were and are all delights.

And because I think about him often, a few warrior images and stuff....




















This will increase his pucker factor by about 10. You couldn't drive a ten-penny nail up that pilot's ass with a 9 inch frying pan....

These boys are 18-19 years old. What did you do today?

There is no such thing as too much firepower....



NOW LET'S DO SOME TRUE SCIENCE STUFF....
and some added lunacy...


TRUE: The spin of the water in a toilet bowl has nothing whatsoever to do with where you are on the globe. It only has to do with the design of your toilet or....pure fucking chance.  Look it up.



A giraffe's tongue could wrap around the Earth 0.0000000114 times.



If you stacked up $1 million in pennies, it would reach all the way to Fallin' Overville
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)





If you watch Osama bin Laden's life backwards, it's about an ocean zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.

Powerful image, that.


91-year-old woman busted by feds for selling suicide helium kits speaks out - in a really high, squeaky voice.



TRUE:


TRUE:

I was trained to maintain nuclear weapons. At one time I could read this like a newspaper. Now........not a clue.


(So it's come to this. WE buy helicopters from THEM. DAMN!)

This is what is left of a hospital in Joplin, Mo. Two nurses who were busy moving patients to the hall to avoid flying glass were sucked out the window. Damn. Just fucking damn!


TRUE:

Same view, different times....


Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is called a slut. But if a guy does it, he is called a faggot.

Speaking of Iceland....and no, that's not snow...
 Ash, so how bad can it be? Check this out....

I know I'm an artist and deal with visual stuff more than the normal person, but you all have to admit, this is a very powerful image. This man is being informed that he has to evacuate.....and he doesn't look like the kind of man who appreciates being told what to do...expecially by someone with two earrings.... 


Sexy is using a feather...perverted is using the whole fucking chicken....no pun intended.

This is kinda scary....but we sort of knew the government had this shit didn't we?


Why do some mountains look like presidents?

Something I didn't know and now that I do I have no idea what I am going to do with the information....


Wife: What are you going to do today?
Me: Convert oxygen to carbon dioxide. You?

I found the story very interesting, but I found their clothing choices more interesting....


Fill the world with light? Uranium 235 helps.

This looks like the way my wife's legs feel when she stops shaving her legs....


Top five reasons I can't concentrate.
6:

Now clouds...


EXERCISE: The poor man's plastic surgery.

And rock formations...


Am I the only one that the phrase "My computer went down on me" elicits nasty thoughts?

God bless America!!!!


The best part of a blow job is the ten minutes of silence. 

One of my very own....


A man was hospitalized with six plastic horses up his ass.
His doctor described his condition as........stable.

NAKED WOMAN WHO HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH SCIENCE AND WOULD LOOK LIKE A SLUT IF SHE HAD BEEN JUST PHOTOGRAPHED WITH REGULAR FILM, BUT I LIKE THE NIPPLE SENSITIVITY ANYWAY....

And lastly, from Scott...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was looking at your power amplifier schematic....since I've started building guitar tube amplifiers, I taught myself how to read these. Took me a while but I figured it out. Actually almost done building an amp for my first customer who lives out in California.
Bruce

Ralph Henry said...

Well....aren't you fucking special.

Just kidding. Can't wait for this weekend. I was told to bring A LOT of money since they hosts were planning to win it all.....we shall see.

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