SATURDAY

What would the baseball announcer say?

 It's 5 to 4, bottom of the 5th, one out and nobody on.

Real sports fans don't paint themselves...just sayin'....

We bet well-earned money.


You want dedication and persistence? 
I got dedication and persistence.....

Look guys, you can't find quality entertainment like this on just any old blog on the web. 
You're welcome.


To restate: I don't like where this show is going....

But I will still watch it if only for the costumes and locations. But staying in one genre is a rule...right?

Gentle Readers, meet my dental hygienist, Helga.....

(I made that up)


I've had to do this....changing light bulbs in a warehouse from atop a forklift. I was 17 years old, so, of course, I didn't give a shit. 

Camels get no respect....

I have no idea what this means, but I found it funny anyway...

Then I found this....

(you might could tell...I don't do movie promos)


The idea that a man wears a terrorist shirt to the Homeland Security booth at the State Fair does not concern me. That Homeland Security has a booth at the State Fair does concern me....

Speaking of no respect....

Photography - you're doing it wrong....very, very wrong...

There's a white trash joke in there somewhere.


I like language and I like unlikely images...so this...I approve.... 

If I lived here, I'd never wear pants...

Well, of course you will, kind sir. 
Could I hold your flashlight?

You think this looks funny? The only reason most of you don't wear this kind of bullshit is because your boss hasn't started wearing it yet. I would give most "professionals" two weeks, then all bets are off.....

"Morning, Bob."
"Good morning, Mr. Johnson, sir."
"Nice coat pants."
"Like your coat pants, too, sir."
"Let's do lunch."
(fucking lemming)

Not much of a mountain viewing kind of guy. I never understood people who can sit and watch them for hours....they never change!

On the other hand, I can sit and fuck with a fire forever...

"Stay perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement."

(That's what I think when my wife passes me carrying any sort of tool.)

 Looking forward to this...I mean that.

And here's why.....

 "CLOWN PORN?!?!"

Just another thing to worry about.
From breast cancer?!?! 
Fuck it! I heading for the fucking bunker.

I'm a drinker and a professional people watcher, and this is my Eden....

 Does any of you guys remember that clown show she used to be on? I used to watch it just for laughs. 

I knew the game was over when people would spend 5 times more for a sweat shirt with the manufacturer's name on the outside....

Your whole buying habits thing is worth a few minutes thought, folks...

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Would you eat here? You can bet your sweet ass I would...

Summer.....fuck fucking yeah!