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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

WEDNESDAY 10/17/12


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This is my wife...

This is my wife getting out of bed in the mornings.....on a good day....

Every American's response to the "You are being audited" letter from the IRS.....

Indeed....

Half of every penny I make goes to some sort of tax....half.
How much is too much?
I just smile at people who say things like, "But so and so program only costs .039 percent of the budget, so there's no need to cut that program."
But what happens when you have tens of thousands of programs that "only" cost .039%?.....which we have now.
I want people like this guy taxed at a much higher rate than other people. I want to pay a higher rate than people making less. That scheme worked for a long, long time and I see no reason it wouldn't work now.
But I have real problems with people who think the federal government can make things all better if we just give them more money.
No, that wasn't stronge enough....We are being fucked, we know we are being fucked and we seem to like being fucked. Whatever happened to taking care of yourself and personally helping out people in need? Why do I have to give that my dollar to a government buracracy, have it apportioned and then only pennies trickle come down to the person I could have just handed the dollar myself.


I have mixed feelings about medicating children. On the surface, I hate it. But then I was a school teacher and some children simply couldn't learn (couldn't even sit down) without the meds.
I had one very smart young lad who would cry when he came to school if his mother forgot to give him his pill. He demanded that she bring it, saying, "I have stuff I have to learn today."





Well, ladies, are you ready for the next fashion fad? No?
I can hear you saying, or at least thinking, "I would never do anything that stupid." Well, look around your closet and jewelry box...and make-up.....and hair dye....perfumes.....and fake nails......and then ask yourself if there is anything you won't do if all the other women started doing it.

Playing football on Anarctica....

President of the club...but why....
This face begs the question of who would flirt with her...



Balls of fucking bronze....

Notice rock climbing aids....

Fuck the police....

Most people were impressed with the Shuttle...
Other people not so much....

The compressed snow under the footprints survived wind...


I think that knowing how to fix a motor is a very important skill that I regret I don't have....

Most humans are haunted by mortality.



I always thought a marriage license would be a groping and whoring permit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!



I read a book the other day that said, "The autumn breeze tossed the leaves about like demented finches."
Shit like that is like worms boring into my skull.




There is a huge difference between a "demonstration" and a "riot"......

You're making too many sober decisions.




"I shall not mention Caesar's avarice, nor his cunning, nor his morality" is an example of apophasis.




Interesting wording....

I would love for this guy to walk into my American Legion....

They say men think about sex every 7 seconds. I try to eat hotdogs in 6 seconds, just so it doesn't get weird.



"May" contain nudity? Either it does or it doesn't. Don't waste my fucking time.




More costume ideas....

I feel your pain.....honestly.....

If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend.


I don't want to brag, but I could have done a much better job in arranging these colors.....

I'm so glad television redefined the word "marathon" to mean the exact opposite of physical exercise.


This reminds me of the catepillar climbing the stem from a couple of days ago...

In my quest to learn one new thing a day, this is today's entry.
Man poured soda in a clear bottle to show why a shaken container spews when opened. The culprits are the large bubbles on the side, which expand quickly when the pressure is released.
And if you simply thump it (rather hard, actually) on the sides all the way around, the bubbles on the side are re-introduced into the liquid and the can won't spew.

No comment....

Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."





I can't really say that I'm not gay, because I've never tried penis. I've only ever played with one penis - mine - and I fucking loved it!! I haven't stopped playing with it since.
I like 100% of the penises I've ever played with, whereas I only liked around 75% of the vaginas I've been in.
Statistically.............



Brace yourself, this Halloween every asian guy is going to dress up as Psy.



Child's skull with permanent teeth growing in....

One of the cleverest turn of the tables was a Pro-Photo ID Voting guy talking to an Anti-Photo ID Voting guy. The anti guy said something and the pro guy said, "Well, I for one am offended that you think African-Americans are so slow and dim witted they can't figure out how to get a free ID card or so unmotivated as to just do nothing. I find African-Americans more than motivated and clever enough to follow the guidelines to get a card." 


This kind of reminds me of Blare Witch.....had it been done right....

Cinema Paradiso - beautiful Italian movie. Please watch.



Don't understand why there was no water...not explained.


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