FOLIO OLIO: FRIDAY #2001

The chances of him retrieving that Frisbee are.....far-fetched....

We've all had dogs like that, haven't we?

You can get paid $32,000 a year in China just to search for porn.

There is no multitasking.

There is only multifailing.

Another option for cancer patients...

I like that very much.

I like chunky women. Everywhere you touch them it feel like titties.

Had the bison only been cute...

...like the panda.

A first grade teacher told me that one of her students was breastfed during a parent/teacher conference.

(I have no idea why I wrote that, but late at night strange things happen)

There are millions of shipping crates rusting away all over the country. Using them for housing is a most excellent idea...

Yesterday, I made my wife laugh so hard that she farted. I fear that I have become too powerful.

I got ready to go to the doctor, but I had no clean underwear. So I threw them all against the wall and chose the one that didn’t stick to the wallpaper.

Blood vein in eye spelled LOVE...

Flying monkeys, magic shoes, and a gay lion…why would she ever want to go back to Kansas?

It should be explained that I have gotten several weeks ahead with my blogs because of my pending beach trip, therefore some items are dated....like that one.

Back when racecar drivers wore sweaters...

...but still dashing.

“Titanic” (Drama, ’97) – A woman cheats on her fiancé with a homeless man.

One Of My Very Own...

How many pints of blood do you have to drink per day to stop your reptilian scales from showing?

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

It’s hard to be happy. I think it all depends on expectations. Tread lightly my friend.

If you hang out with chickens, you are going to cluck.

When my wife is away, all the fun goes with her.

And I mean that.

A man who carries a cat by the tail soon learns something he can learn no other way.

The intelligent offer a counter-argument, idiots simply get offended.

I would like to find the person who coined ‘Stick and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me’ and hit him in the balls with a dictionary.

Oh, look....