One
Of My Very Own…
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Nations all over the world
curtailed beef imports during the Mad Cow crisis. We curtailed flights from
nations that were awash with Ebola. Now if I even suggest that we curtail
immigrants from the festering cesspool of ISIS, I am irrational and racist. Please explain
this to me.
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It only takes one little massive flash flood event and everybody freaks the hell out every time it rains.
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Every Tuesday I pick up a box of Bojangle's Chicken and drive behind the stadium to eat it in peace while I listen to my book on tape.
My wife retraced my steps at home long enough for her also to give up, then she said we would go back to the parking lot first thing in the morning.
Now let's look at that first photo again.
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A female Kurdish fighter
destroys an ISIS sign with instructions on how women should dress, northeast
Syria.
I don't know who did this.
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Charlie Hebdo’s Post-Paris
Attack Cover: “Fuck Them!”
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French police posted this
image on twitter today after 7 year old police dog Diesel was killed by a suicide
bomber this morning.
What a week it has been for the world. Terrorist attacks in Paris, earthquakes in Japan, Mexico and now Greece, bombings in Beirut and Baghdad. It seems the only positive thing on my newsfeed is Charlie Sheen.
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Bill Nye graduated with only a bachelor of science degree in
mechanical engineering. Can we assume he spent a lot of time self-educating?
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An oppressed people will use whatever weapons are available.
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25,000 Year Old Buildings
Found In Russia
Maybe.
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I accidentally sent my last post to my 3D printer and it
came out as a pile of shit.
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Have you ever felt this ignored?
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You can only hold a real smile for so long, after that
it's just teeth.
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Tattoos found on a 2500 y/o
female Siberian mummy
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On November 30, 1954, the
Sylacauga meteorite became the first extraterrestrial object on record to
strike a human being. The grapefruit-sized fragment crashed through the roof of
Oak Hill, Alabama resident Ann Elizabeth Hodges house, bounced off a large
wooden console radio, then deflected onto her while she napped on a couch.
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The University of
California at Santa Barbara library has undertaken a heroic digitization
effort for its world-class archive of 19th and early 20th century wax cylinder
recordings, and has placed over 10,000 songs online.
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My main fitness goal is to remain thin enough to stay dry
under an umbrella.
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Women practice yoga during
a performance on a glass bridge at the Shiniuzhai National Geo-park in
Pingjiang County, Hunan Province, China.
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Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?
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Computer game landscape?
A view of burning stumps as
peatland forest is cleared by burning for a palm-oil plantation.
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Bartender: Hey, you really think that doing all those
shots is going to make you forget you got fired?
Patron: I got fired?
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I wonder how many people will get this costume.
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There was a commercial on TV for these plates during Sunday's football games. The crowd went wild, thinking it the best idea they have ever seen.
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Things never heard before sex, "Wait let me take off
my crocs first."
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I want to be the person I tell my doctor I am.
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Guy did this with wire and a pair of pliers.
Freddy is back!
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Seeing a cruise ship get chopped
in half and extended is something I never expected seeing.
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My wife told me that her gynecologist recognized her at the grocery
store. I told her she needed to wear longer skirts.
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A commercial egg separator...
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Yeah, but can it paint a Rembrandt?
And you still think they can't flip a fucking hamburger. Then where is your $15 an hour demand?
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(how relevant to today's post)
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Remote start, keyless entry feature allows me the
privilege of losing my keys - while I'm driving.
(how relevant to today's post)
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Wood porn.
Wood porn.
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Astronaut explains docking
procedure before he's gotten used to gravity.
If you aren't impressed with that, get out of my face.
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If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did
the same thing. For example, "It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an
Arby's."
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This made me get squishy.
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When I can't even type a
word close enough for spell check to recognize it.
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I think when Shakespeare wrote tis it was just its with a
typo.
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That moment when the drugs
wear off.
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Teacher: Ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the
class
Me: [holding a bowl of diarrhea] oh no…
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This is the way it is in my college town just about every afternoon.
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If opposites
truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser.
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But you know how it did it.
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My wife was amazed that I had a Pizza Hut app on my phone.
If you don't know what that is, ask your husband.
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A one time use non-lethal alternative...
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If Obi-Wan's clothes remained after Vader killed him, then
why wasn't ghost Obi-Wan naked?
(questions like that is why no one will go to the movies with me)
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And that is exactly what I taught my children.
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Might be true.
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MARIJUANA is the drug against wars.
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Attention Walmart Shoppers, There is someone dressed
appropriately in aisle 12.
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PHOTOGRAPHY
It's all about the light.
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I was once called a god denier. I but laughed.
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I think I've posted this before, but it is good to see I'm not the only one putting weird shit on utility poles.
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When I meet someone new, I blink one
eye at a time while looking at his ear until they go away.
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