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Let's see what the internet has to say about all the marches and such...
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Reporters reporting riots in Washington, DC
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Maybe there is hope for the future.
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Donald Trump’s Bodyguard Has Fake Arms
His hands stayed in that exact same position for hours ,the reason i believe he had fake arms was so he could conceal a fully automatic rifle in the ready position under his coat.
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I think the incoming president should swear on the constitution, not the bible. But I would, wouldn't I.
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(I find it telling that the man can't spell honor.)
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Gentle Readers, my protesting wife.
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And in less that 24 hours, my wife is FOR SALE!
And the young man is my wife's nephew and I love him like a son.
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This is why I love the internet so much...
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I find it very interesting that in almost every culture a nod means yes and a shake of the head means no. If you know otherwise, please let me know.
Please take that warning above seriously. Don't be this woman...
Nobody likes this woman.
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My bartender standing in front of me sighs, nods toward the restaurant, and say, "Look at all those damn old people." Yeah, he did that...to my face. True fact.
LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS
But who has "leftover" popcorn?
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Researchers discover that experimental Alzheimer's drug, Tideglusib, causes teeth to regrow tissue lost to cavities.
[verification needed]
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My rule is pretty much - If I have never seen it I will like it.
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I find all of these very worthy.
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Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with.
NOT SO GOOD IDEAS
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On July 6, 1999, a 27-year-old man, Daniel P. Dukes, was found dead over an orca's back. Dukes had visited SeaWorld the previous day, stayed after the park closed, and evaded security to enter the orca tank unclothed. An autopsy found numerous wounds, contusions, and abrasions covering his body that were caused by the orca. The autopsy concluded that Dukes' cause of death was drowning. The medical examiner reports that no drugs or alcohol were found in Dukes' system.(That last part I find astounding)
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Nursing? Criminology? Events Management? I've had young friends in all those fields that were hired before they graduated.
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Rudolf Höss the commandant of the Auschwitz concentration camp, is hanged next to the crematorium at the camp on 16 April, 1947 - even though he lamely tried to avoid it.
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Apple Store employees fired after accusations of snooping on customers' devices for sexual selfies and sharing them.
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It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something.
SHIT YOU DON'T SEE EVERY DAY
You think it thinks it's real?
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Baby doesn't understand not receiving the expected response from its mother.
It almost looks cruel to look at a baby that way.
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Gun Storage Ideas
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Sumbitch is fast ain't it?
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Getting sperm from an orca.
SeaWorld breeds its orcas way too young. Several females have been bred early despite scientific studies say that the average age in the wild that female orcas begin to reproduce is 14.9 years. SeaWorld breeds as early a year 8.
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I can't imagine the mess once this escalator gets to the bottom.
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Watched a movie about people from the future coming back to today to stop this or that weapons program.
This is the first thing this traveler wanted upon arrival.
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I had heard about the noise, but I didn't know about the wind.
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Who's idea was this?
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I bet the girl dogs love this bastard.
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His profile says he drives a Mercedes and owns his own home.
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Inside one of Google’s data center Mechanical Systems.
If I'm not mistaken, each color is for a different thing: Cold/hot water, fuel, hot/cold air, etc.
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What 3 Million Kilonewtons looks like.
That's 674,426,831.6 lbs-force for my fellow 'Mericans. And, no, there wasn't a pre-dug hole under the truck.
WORDS TO AMUSE
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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.
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Don't leave the me-damned shopping cart in the middle of the me-damned parking lot!
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Which is pretty spot on.
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Click to embiggenize...
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Had a young woman sit a couple of bar stools away form me on Sunday when I was decked out in my Packer jersey and knit cap. A server walked up and said, "There's your art teacher," and gestured toward me. It took several long seconds before recognition dawned on her and she said, "I didn't recognize you because you're not wearing denim."
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Why can't the universe be infinitely large? We can only "see" 14.5 billion years, but if you go to the edge of that 14.5 billion year sight bubble, there is another 14.5 after that....and after that and after that?
2 comments:
How bout dem Packers
So how much would you pay for your wife? (I've heard she is priceless).
Towanda
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