THURSDAY #3242

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

PRETTY WOMAN...ROY O.

NEWSY BITS

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Remember the angry woman shooting the double bird into the historic reenactor's face? Well, he wasn't a mere reenactor.

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American woman wins NYC Marathon for 1st time in 40 years - "Fuck Yes!"

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America is the finest country anyone ever stole.

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MACHINES

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I'm tired of shit not killing me and only making me stronger.

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SOCIAL CONCERNS

There are people among us who think this will one day be a reality.

These people scare the shit out of me.

Want to have some fun? Ask a believer to describe exactly what hell will be like.

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Well, that solves that problem.

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The logical conclusion to all this lunacy.

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What a lethal dose of fentanyl looks like next to a penny.

I really don't know what that is, but it must be bad.

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My friend David had is ID stolen. Now we just call him Dav.

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The internet in one macro.

PEOPLE DOING THINGS I CAN'T OR WON'T

You're welcome.

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So perfectly executed and no one gave a shit.

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245 people bungee jump off a bridge together.

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Mongolian girl

Those guys got real good at accurately shooting arrows from a gallop.

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Hit by avalanche in Everest base camp

Did you notice the solar panel beside that tent? I assume for electronics.

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I think that girl climbing to the guy's hammock is in for some sexy time.

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He's very Acrofatic

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A man who enjoys his job.

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An assassin in really just a serial killer who takes requests.

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THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY TRUE

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Elusive "Green Flash" at sunset, Carimar Beach Club, Meads Bays Beach, Anguilla

You can see the green on the left and right just before it goes out of sight. I never knew that.

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It's a miracle! It's a GODDAMN MIRACLE!!

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Apple snail laying eggs - 4x speed

Something that looks similar but ain't...

I'm assuming those are cultured pearls. A small plastic bead is imbedded inside and left to attract layer after layer of pearl stuff.

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Face shields in Olympics.

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Finally, undeniable proof...

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Storm Ophelia in Ireland gathered all the apples of this orchard destined for cider into the corner of the field and left this lovely setting.

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Sheepnado - The Movie

ISIS porn?

New iPhone release?

It's interesting that once the first few turn to the right, the rest of them think "Shit, now I gotta go right."

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In the game Connect Four the first player can always win.

(Or so I'm told)

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I didn't get this one either.

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Lucky person No. 1

The curse of day drinking.

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Of course we are. Go back and look at the gif of the sheep again.

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Lucky person No. 2