One Of My Very Own
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The Cars, “Just What I Needed”
NEWSY OLYMPIC BITS
US Freeskier, Devin Logan, waves to the crowd. You got to love Americans.
Keeping the whole world laughing since, oh, forever.
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Russian Alexander Krushelnitsky fails doping test at Winter Olympics days after claiming bronze in curling.
Source:
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Curling: Last end, last stone and it goes faulty causing Britain to lose to Sweden
If you're holding on to the stone when it touches the red hogline then that's a foul. If that happens then little red lights on the stone light up, else they go green. Here you can clearly see that Eve has let go of the stone's handle before the stone touched the hogline.
From this view you can see the light turn red and Eve isn't touching the stone.
This is all the Ref does to test that the stone's lights are working correctly. The Ref has no cameras to view as the rules don't require them.
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Tonight I paid my bar tab by betting on a dozen or so MMA fights. I took any fighter without religious tattoos and/or the least tattoos. I'm rather proud of that.
PEOPLE WHO MADE ME SMILE
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Bad omen if I ever saw one.
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When she finishes you off like a professional pianist.
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Dude rips a woman's head off and everyone loses their shit!
All in fun.
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Look who past out at the party?
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Mom Gives Birth In ER Hallway.
So, who decided it was more important to film it rather than assist the poor woman?
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If you are ever out in public and you see misbehaved kids running around - start running with them and it brings that nonsense to a halt.
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LANGUAGE THAT MADE ME SMILE
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It has to do with genitalia.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Wife: Why didn't you answer any of my calls?
Me: I was in the bathroom.
Wife: Where are you now?
Me: Walking the dog.
Wife: You need better excuses.
M: It's the truth.
Wife: Then put the dog on.
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THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE
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Who remembers old rotary telephones?
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Found this at the antique shop.
I didn't buy her but she was in the house when I got home.
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I had a friend call to say they're on their way over. I couldn't think of an excuse fast enough to tell them I'm not home after I told them I was home when I answered the call.
The moral of the story? Don't answer the phone. Ever.
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A RIDDLE
This was way over my head, but maybe you smart people will get it. And they said it was a simple solution.
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Just kidding.
Here's another.
6 comments:
Was the chair lift in Arkansas or West Virginia?
I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. Give me a hint here will ya?
i don’t get the ghost cartoon. am I alone?
Think Ghostbusters.
Six fingers from inbreeding
Way too subtle there Jim.
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