One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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I've been housebound with a cold so this blog is a little long.
ART AND PHOTOGRAPHY
Posing is good...
Picasso
Imagine posing long enough for the sculptor to complete that.
I bet she got paid extra.
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Me and my shadows...
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Brilliant.
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Look carefully.
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Average viewer driving by has about 3 seconds to take in a mural - unless they are on foot, of course. Most new muralists make it far too complicated to take in quickly.
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I bet she never pays for her ice cream.
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Yeah, it would be just my luck for my dog to get stung on his ballsack by a wasp and charges forward...
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Crickets are really loud for something that gets eaten by literally everything.
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WOMEN
Women have many opinions of men.
This doesn't fit in this section, but I had no other place to put it.
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Photographer: "Just lay right down in the muck."
My wife: "Are you out of your mind?"
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Why young men become motorcycle racers...
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Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document.
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OBSERVATIONS ON BLACK PEOPLE
Black people don't go to jail...poor people go to jail.
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If this happened to a couple of your uncles and your granddad, how long would it take you to "get over it?"
And these Freedom Riders were murdered with the AID of law enforcement.
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Yeah, we all know he did it, but black folks finally found one of their own who could beat the system.
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My wife's friend is running for governor. His opponent owns a lot of low-income housing and is being criticized for being a slum lord. But the option is for him to upgrade the property and raise the rent to levels his tenants can't afford.
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ME: How much to rent a singing ensemble?
AGENT: You mean a choir?
ME: Fine, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?
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PEOPLE NOT LIKE ME
His name is Vlad. Look him up.
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I would bet money that they fight dogs.
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What could he do while wearing earphones?
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Can we assume he got hit in the balls?
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Bravo.
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Diminishing sidewalk.
Wait for it...
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Kafka smiling
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Whenever somebody says "It is what it is," I reply with "And it's not what it's not," so they'll realize just how stupid they are.
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SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
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*MNBT
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Numbers come up in random positions to prevent someone from guessing based on wear pattern.
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The pulse of the gas thrusters on SpaceX's Falcon 9, as the rocket's boost stage guides itself back to Earth.
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Peanut brittle, because you have a craving for peanut butter and ceramic tile.
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INTERNET ADVICE YOU CAN TAKE OR LEAVE
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This section is proof of that.
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Maybe print media wouldn't be dying if they still employed tough dirty children to yell at me to read all about it.
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CIVIC RESPONSIBILITY
But on the internet, there is always a counterpoint.
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Please don't be stupid on purpose.
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This man did something.
This was what was occurring right behind him.
I'm not sure Americans have the guts to do that anymore.
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From 1984 to today, mass killers have utilized 22 shotguns, 23 revolvers, 29 rifles, and 77 semiautomatic handguns.
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I advocate a soccer rule change to make it like basketball where once midfield is crossed you can't go back.
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Remember this? An alert viewer sent me this:
"I scanned the barcode and it takes you to https://en.m.wikipedia.org which displays the Today's Featured article.
Today's article was " The 70th Infantry Division of the British Army"
Why? I have no clue."
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COVER CHARGE
1 comment:
Hey bud..regarding your OOMVO today.. 😬
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