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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, April 17, 2020

FRIDAY #4131

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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FUN WITH LANGUAGE


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Very appropriate All Things Ralph...

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Put me in the game, coach.
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Wake up fuckers, it's Friday and I want my thanks.

- God

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

A termite road (above) and an ants road (below), both protected by a row of their soldiers in a confrontation without fighting.
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What spooking the horses?
  This is so much better with sound:
CLICK HERE
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Bear doing its civic duty...
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They think we are exterminated.

Those things are lethal!
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If cats looked like frogs we would realize what nasty cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.

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ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE

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A guy took a picture of our star this afternoon while a Coronal Mass Ejection was happening. Zoom into the area above the sun.
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 Just don't drop the controls.
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So many questions.
It looks only wide enough for one person. 
And it appears to go down but one floor. 
Anybody? 
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It looks like the statue is being shipped away. 
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Get ready Hungarians...

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I present you a Sandfall...again...
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Perfect, indeed. 
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Do you think the top part of a mermaid also tastes like fish or is it actually red meat? If it is read meat, is there a solid line where the meat changes or would it just fade from one to another? Specifically, could I make a surf and turf platter with one mermaid carcass?

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PEOPLE ARE FUNNY


Reversed gifs are better...and more funnier...

 My favorite...

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Notice his son banging the wrenches together. 
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Remember this?
I find it fucking hilarious. 
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I knew a couple who told their children that steak was liver and liver was steak.
Here is liver and onions.
 Here is a ribeye and onions.
Hard to tell the difference, isn't it?
That reminded me of this old gag.
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This skull air intake

I can almost smell the driver's mullet.
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The kid already has one baseball. Jeez.
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Legend at the bus stop lights his joint with a magnifying glass.
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 Wasp removal.
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3 comments:

Scott James said...

Puzzle Time: if there were only one 8, I would say the answer is triangulate. Since there are two I am going to guess the answer is triangulates.

Steve said...

Puzzle: Triangulates

Scott James said...

Puzzzle time :Just came to me. Its a black Delta 88 with a red interior

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